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Subject: You are a mercenary for a small warlord

Intoxicated Warthawg driver for Hire
Posted by: AquaBlader
CTF is god. Praise his name. For the flag is his holy messiah.

Posted by: Bricypoo Nobody quotes me and puts me in their signatures It makes me sad ... :(
My third montage!

Run like hell.

  • 12.22.2012 8:58 PM PDT

I am a monument to all your sins

I would run for my life.

  • 12.22.2012 8:58 PM PDT

"Banhammer" - Post anything in the Waypoint forums -50g

Prank call Pizza Hut and order Arnold 1000 pizzas to distract him and why he is dealing with that snipe him.

  • 12.22.2012 9:03 PM PDT
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Why So Serious?

"I'm gonna go America all over everybody's asses!"
-Charlie, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Assuming that by 'small warlord' you mean that my employer is a midget, I would usurp him and force him to perform various antics for my amusement.

  • 12.22.2012 9:05 PM PDT

-blam!- Was that actually blammed out? Or did I just type it? You'll never know.

I'd probably run out in the open in a line with my squadmates and fire in his direction at random.

  • 12.22.2012 9:10 PM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."

Do my best to kill him. I mean, i'm assuming i've been paid in advance.

If not, the warlord can go f**k a duck. I'm out of there.

  • 12.22.2012 9:11 PM PDT
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I aim to please.

I'd make like a tree and get the -blam!- out.

  • 12.22.2012 9:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: XRevelationX
I'd make like a tree and get the -blam!- out.
you were supposed to say 'leave' but instead you started swearing for no reason

  • 12.22.2012 9:20 PM PDT

I'm an Anarchist. I don't need a government to be a good person, but I'm glad it's here because some of you clearly do.

Free the girl. Write a brief letter about why I was hired, where the warlord is, and his weaknesses. Make sure that guy gets the letter, and leave the island.

  • 12.22.2012 9:25 PM PDT
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I aim to please.


Posted by: Elegiac

Posted by: XRevelationX
I'd make like a tree and get the -blam!- out.
you were supposed to say 'leave' but instead you started swearing for no reason


I'm a mercenary. I have a gun. I'll butcher quotes as I please.

  • 12.22.2012 9:27 PM PDT

All the world's for living when love is what you find
Despair and loneliness you've got to leave them far behind
Tell the clouds to go let the feeling show
It's great when life is full of living

I quit.

  • 12.22.2012 9:28 PM PDT

Wheres Meh Sniper?

Youtube page

Kill him. Me or him.

  • 12.22.2012 9:29 PM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

GET TO THE CHOPPA!

[Edited on 12.22.2012 9:30 PM PST]

  • 12.22.2012 9:29 PM PDT

The tide is turning, brothers! Let us take our kingdom back!

Fire everything!

Oh, and actually aim.

  • 12.22.2012 9:30 PM PDT

Make him promise me he'll kill me last. That has to work, right?

  • 12.22.2012 9:30 PM PDT

Boltshot = mini shotgun


Posted by: Make117
Go to the bathroom, lock the door and once all the killing is over, come out of there and pretend I was just pooping all the time.

Genius.

  • 12.22.2012 9:32 PM PDT

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