Recon Number 54 -
If they are still looking, then while holding the snarl, I let drool start to drip from my mouth, I stand, curl my fingers into claws and with a hunched over crouch, I then make slow and deliberate steps towards them. When I get close enough, I let them hear my agonized and gasping growls and then, if they continue to stare, when I get within arm's reach? I kiss them on the nose, and run away giggling.
Hey OP, if you are serious just edit the title out.
Drunk parents are a nightmare, Violent ones just add to the fun.
PM me if you want to talk about this, I've got plenty of Experience with this stuff. (Not something I'm happy about though)