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A bad joke is a bad joke. Not necessarily a dirty joke. For instance, a guy walks into a bar. I think we all know how that one ends. And yes, we all know about the man from Nantucket, and what he can do. In case you didn't know, some of these jokes will be offensive. Come on flood, lets hear them.

How did Hitler tie his shoes?
--In little Naazis.

Why did the pirate die so young? (WARNING: OFFENSIVE)
--He had a sandy hook.

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Q: What is Tom the Elephants middle name?

A: The

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Major props to my hommie Sheeef. He made Recon possible for me. Long time recovering emails and passwords. And it was his. lol.

This thread.

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What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang here, I'll go on a head!

*slaps knee*

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I do not want to stop asking. I do not ask to stop wanting.


Posted by: AR IS4 NUBS
This thread.


Your mother.

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I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

What's the difference between a duck?

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You wanna hear a joke?







WOMEN'S RIGHTS!

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Posted by: Gaara444
What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang here, I'll go on a head!

*slaps knee*
I...Actually chuckled.

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What did the Heretic say when he saw me?
Nothing he was dead

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What is brown and sticky?





A stick

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Posted by: Gaara444
What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang here, I'll go on a head!

*slaps knee*

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A sandwich walks in to a bar.

Bartender looks up and says "sorry, pal.. we don't serve food here."

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Posted by: Dr TimothyLeary
A sandwich walks in to a bar.

Bartender looks up and says "sorry, pal.. we don't serve food here."


heh this was actually pretty funny.

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I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

Three men with beards and turbans walk into a bar.

The bartender looks at them and says, "what is this, some sort of Sikh joke?"

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Posted by: ParanoidHipster
Why did the pirate die so young? (WARNING: OFFENSIVE)
--He had a sandy hook.

Posted by: ParanoidHipster
(WARNING: OFFENSIVE)

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A class of 6th grade students are changing in the locker room after gym class. One of the students who is black looks around and notices his -blam!- is much larger than his white classmates. He isn't sure why that is, but he is slightly embarrassed. He walks up to his teacher and asks, "Why is my -blam!- bigger than everyone elses? Is that because I'm black?" To that, the teacher replied, "No, it's because you're 19"

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Posted by: PandaJerk007
What is brown and sticky?





A stick
(WARNING: OFFENSIVE)

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Butt ugly ape” remarked Sergeant Johnson always making fun out of the situation even though he had been hit by a spiker round in the arm. He mustered up the strength to continue and the team moved on. The Arbiter informed him that the next room held The Prophet of Truth and this was the final room before extraction. Jun proposed that he takes a shot from a distance the prophet and they all head back to the ship bay for extraction. The team agreed on this and breached the last door…

Chicken and cheese take good.

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Major props to my hommie Sheeef. He made Recon possible for me. Long time recovering emails and passwords. And it was his. lol.

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Posted by: AR IS4 NUBS
This thread.


Your mother.
I KNOW RIGHT?!?!

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Posted by: Gaara444
What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang here, I'll go on a head!

*slaps knee*
(WARNING: OFFENSIVE)

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Why did 5 users just post nothing in a row?

EDIT: Now it's gone! Did anyone else see it?

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In memory of those fallen in the defense of Earth and her colonies.

March 3, 2553

And then the fire hydrant said to the fireman-

"Hey put your hose in somebody else's hole!"

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3 Ks a day keep the minorities away.

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RIP - The Rev: February 9, 1981 – December 28, 2009
RIP - Mitch Lucker: October 20, 1984 - November 1, 2012
RIP - Dimebag Darrell: August 20, 1966 – December 8, 2004
RIP - Ronny James Dio: July 10, 1942 - May 16, 2010

This is going to hurt...

What's the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew?

Santa goes down the chimney.

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Posted by: Kun Kun
Why did 5 users just post nothing in a row?
Some sort of odd lag or something. Before I refreshed, it appeared as if everyone double posted the same sentence.


And now all the idiots are turning this into a racial insult thread. Leary out!

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