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Subject: Bad Joke Thread

Posted by: Kun Kun
Why did 5 users just post nothing in a row?

EDIT: Now it's gone! Did anyone else see it?
5spooky3me

  • 12.22.2012 6:06 PM PDT

I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

A man with an orange for a head walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "excuse me, but why do you have an orange for a head?"
"Well," says the man, "one day I was walking along the beach when I found an old oil lamp, just lying there in the sand. I dusted it off and suddenly there was a puff of smoke, and a genie popped out!
"'Thank you for saving me,' he said, 'to show my gratitude I shall grant you three wishes!'
"'Well', I said, 'for my first wish, I wish I was rich!' The genie snapped his fingers and suddenly I was knee-deep in gold and jewels. 'Being rich is great,' I said, 'but I'm still kinda lonely. So for my second wish, I wish for a beautiful woman to share my wealth with.' The genie blew a raspberry, and suddenly the most beautiful woman I had ever seen was standing at my arm!"
"That's great," said the bartender, "but, er, how did you get an orange for a head?"
"Well," said the man, "for my third wish, I said, 'I wish I had an orange for a head!'"

  • 12.22.2012 6:08 PM PDT

If I ever get AIDS, I'm going to sleep with another AIDS person so my AIDS cancel each other out, or I'm going to make the AIDS I already have worse.

Halo 4

  • 12.22.2012 6:10 PM PDT

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