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Subject: You are now the absolute ruler of your country....

Unto the Fray we go

But there is a catch.

It is ONLY for 2 weeks. After the 2 weeks you become president/prime minister/whatever.

However, if anything you do or enact extends past those 2 weeks, they will keep going until they are finished.

So, what are you going to do in those 2 weeks?

Here's what I would do.

- Create the Adeptus Astartes, beginning immediately.

- Declare war on Mcdonalds cuz I can.

- Order the creation of the flood, close off all access to other countries except Canada, convince some other countries to cut off all borders as well, then drop a single vial of the Flood in Beijing, China.

  • 12.22.2012 7:32 PM PDT
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If you assign every letter of the alphabet a number, a is 1, b is 2, etc., and you take all of the values of the word "MATH", and add them, you get 42. So math is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

I declare ruler forever.

  • 12.22.2012 7:33 PM PDT

Rustled Jimmies

-World domination
-and my reign has no end

[Edited on 12.22.2012 7:34 PM PST]

  • 12.22.2012 7:34 PM PDT

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Posted by: BuzzKill9009
-World domination


Saw this coming.

  • 12.22.2012 7:34 PM PDT

I hate MLP. It is cancerous and pretty stupid to see men watching a show for girls. They can deny the truth but the truth shall prevail!

"I will not fail even if I must sacrifice my life." - Siegfried

Erect golden statues of the Flood on the White House lawn and order the execution of Westboro Baptist Church.

  • 12.22.2012 7:35 PM PDT

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-Annex Canadia and Mexico
-Take control of the corporations
-Pull all corporations out of China, effectively crippling their economy

  • 12.22.2012 7:35 PM PDT

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Posted by: AquaBlader
CTF is god. Praise his name. For the flag is his holy messiah.

Posted by: Bricypoo Nobody quotes me and puts me in their signatures It makes me sad ... :(
My third montage!

Develop a far reaching and comprehensive policy for our returning veterans who are dealing with PTSD and traumatic brain injuries.

Possibly increasing funding from other area's into the VA to do so.

  • 12.22.2012 7:35 PM PDT

Air Force wins battles!

Put 50% of national budget to NASA and then claim myself a new king.

[Edited on 12.22.2012 7:50 PM PST]

  • 12.22.2012 7:36 PM PDT

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"Ignorance is a plague."

Close, but the plague killed those infected with it, and the ignorant are still alive.
I wish ignorance was a plague.

Fix silly gun laws and permit concealed carry (it is theoretically allowed now, but not really).

Kick out my provincial government.

  • 12.22.2012 7:38 PM PDT

Welcome.
You have just entered my mind. Please sign the contract before continuing further into this black hole to acknowledge I am not at fault if any mental/physical damage is caused to you whilst viewing my history. If any damage to yourself is caused, please call your whaambulance for advice.

Use the time I have to give my self full power of people and then the sit down to drink a can of coke.

  • 12.22.2012 7:38 PM PDT
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Bungie doesn't like French on their site.

Make everyone in the US Supreme Leader of the US.

  • 12.22.2012 7:40 PM PDT
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I'm not so good with advice...Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Cut military spending drastically. Give it to NASA.


To the Stars

  • 12.22.2012 7:43 PM PDT

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Posted by: Todge16801
Cut military spending drastically. Give it to NASA.


To the Stars


The military practically -blam!-s money by now.

To the stars, and beyond.

  • 12.22.2012 7:44 PM PDT
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He who wishes for peace must first prepare for war.

I start a nuclear war and show humanity the foolishness of it's ways.

  • 12.22.2012 7:51 PM PDT
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I think EmporerGillard is already absolute ruler.

Anyway, we all have Rights, but I would introduce Wrongs

  • 12.22.2012 7:53 PM PDT
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"Be quiet, I'm doing the fishstick! It's a very delicate state of mind."
-The Daedric Prince of Madness (Sheogorath)

World domination and order a mass extermination of swaggets.

  • 12.22.2012 7:55 PM PDT
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Secure myself in a fortress, receive dictator training, abandon common interests, disassociate myself from the world to achieve a spiritual state of mind... then return to crush Halo 4.

Or dress up in an authentic Arbiter suit and travel the world.

  • 12.22.2012 8:04 PM PDT
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Posted by: CrazyT
I declare ruler forever.

  • 12.22.2012 8:05 PM PDT

Posted by: Baph117
This is an incredible step forward to being able to cure Downss sybndonre mn humans bineg.s

Establish a provisional government to draft a democratic republican constitution and resign.

[Edited on 12.22.2012 8:07 PM PST]

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Hey, uh, if you like vs threads, then check out this little group right here, if you have the time. It's pretty fun, just hop right in.

Nuke everything.

  • 12.22.2012 8:08 PM PDT

Destroy every major news station with chemical weapons.

  • 12.22.2012 8:11 PM PDT

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Posted by: And Im Here Too
Nuke everything.
How about we just nuke you instead?

  • 12.22.2012 8:13 PM PDT

First order: The president is granted full power. In effect after two weeks. After that I don't know.

  • 12.22.2012 8:14 PM PDT

-Declare absolute eternal rule

-Fix teh economiezzz

-Order the execution of all WBC members for crimes against humanity

-Enforce separation of church and state

-remove/modernize some provincial laws
*cough law that gives people in Alberta a revolver with 6 shots and a horse after they leave jail*cough*

-Increase space budget because Canada doesn't really do much else in the world and 'murrica can't be arsed to go to space again

-Restrict immigration until the economy stabilizes and we have enough jobs for everyone

  • 12.22.2012 8:18 PM PDT

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Posted by: OdorousLicense3

Posted by: And Im Here Too
Nuke everything.
How about we just nuke you instead?

If he's nuking everything wouldn't he be included?

  • 12.22.2012 8:21 PM PDT

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