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Subject: What would you do in this situation?
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Okay you're at the store getting ready to pay for your cheetos, hot because cheesy sucks, and an elder gentleman comes in.

He is in his late 70s and is completely naked. He is carrying a mace. He is also sweaty. He also wants the cashier's money.

What do you do?

Also, he has diabetes.

  • 12.22.2012 11:05 PM PDT

Marine Corps.
Semper Fi.

Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
My problems [with Reach] are basically just full parties, mlg, and people who go out of their way not to get killed.

Only in the Flood would this question ever be posed to me.

  • 12.22.2012 11:06 PM PDT

man i get an erection just lookin at my girl lol and i dnt hide it i mean she realy doesnt mind she actually likes it lol also it shoes you dont have ED problems (i think)

Truer words were never spoken

Cram a bag of sugar in his mouth.

  • 12.22.2012 11:06 PM PDT

Pull out mah legally openly carried AR-15, load it then fill him with bullet holes all in the name of my freedoms.

[Edited on 12.22.2012 11:06 PM PST]

  • 12.22.2012 11:06 PM PDT

"Through the fog the army moves on. Pushing through borders. Knocking over obstacles. Killing all enemies. Victory is secured, brothers, march on until the flag rises over the landscape."
The Holy Council

Ask Raptor Jesus.

  • 12.22.2012 11:06 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.

Throw Sugar in his face and run away.

  • 12.22.2012 11:10 PM PDT

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Posted by: Need2StopSmurfn
Pull out mah legally openly carried AR-15, load it then fill him with bullet holes all in the name of my freedoms.
I'd rather pull out an AK-47 ya dig?

  • 12.22.2012 11:11 PM PDT

Make a thread saying you will counter any argument against armor lock...

Then respond with Adapt.

"War, the original crack"
-Albert Einstein

Probably go blind.

  • 12.22.2012 11:11 PM PDT

Vote for me for a free cookie.

Distract him with Weetbix.

  • 12.22.2012 11:22 PM PDT

Wake up.

  • 12.22.2012 11:23 PM PDT

Shove the Cheetos in your mouth like it's your last meal... Cuz it probably will be.

  • 12.22.2012 11:28 PM PDT

Posted by: Primum Agmen
A tosser is the same as a wanker. To toss oneself off is to fondle the trouser weasel.


Current Gamertag:
JesusWasAHindu

Help him take the money. -blam!- the supermarkets! -blam!- the system!

  • 12.22.2012 11:30 PM PDT