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Subject: Your Message To The Aliens

"Through the fog the army moves on. Pushing through borders. Knocking over obstacles. Killing all enemies. Victory is secured, brothers, march on until the flag rises over the landscape."
The Holy Council

So it's been in the news that aliens were discovered in Bulgaria. No there hasn't.

But in any case, write your full letter to the aliens. You're the ambassador. And no, don't do the dance pose of peace from Futurama.

  • 12.22.2012 11:09 PM PDT

"Banhammer" - Post anything on the Waypoint forums -50g
Never forget:
Porch Day
lolReach
Gen Petitt Day
Night of the Living Alts

No.

  • 12.22.2012 11:11 PM PDT

Fellow Floodian:
Posted by: Oh This Dude
I had a very similar thing, only I threw a 14 story building out of a pool and hit a kid on a paper aeroplane.


The Flood is just this awesome :D

I don't think my message would be readable by aliens.

  • 12.22.2012 11:12 PM PDT

Does anyone have lotion?
*Raises hand*
Is mayonnaise a lotion?

WE SURRENDER

  • 12.22.2012 11:12 PM PDT

"Banhammer" - Post anything in the Waypoint forums -50g

Dear aliens: Screw you I hope you all die in a -blam!- hole stay away from -blam!- US and we wont kill you K? P.S You are scared to attack the US, no I dare you to!

  • 12.22.2012 11:12 PM PDT

Make a thread saying you will counter any argument against armor lock...

Then respond with Adapt.

"War, the original crack"
-Albert Einstein

:l

  • 12.22.2012 11:12 PM PDT

Dear aliens,
we regret being human bastards.We regret you coming to earth.
And we definitely regret that the Aliens just blew up
our raggedy-ass fleet

  • 12.22.2012 11:22 PM PDT


Posted by: BanjoKazooie0
Dear aliens,
we regret being human bastards.We regret you coming to earth.
And we definitely regret that the Aliens just blew up
our raggedy-ass fleet

  • 12.22.2012 11:32 PM PDT

Citizens of Me! The cruelty of the old Pharaoh is a thing of the past. Let a whole new wave of cruelty wash over this lazy land.

Hear the word of Pharaoh. Build unto me a statue of ridiculous proportion. One billion cubits in height......that I might be remembered for all eternity!

And be quick about it!

"I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords."

  • 12.23.2012 12:53 AM PDT
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Hurry up and make weed legal in the other 48 states as well.

  • 12.23.2012 12:54 AM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

"Y u no give us suparpowarz?"

  • 12.23.2012 12:57 AM PDT

They Dont Think It Be Like It Is, But It Do

  • 12.23.2012 1:00 AM PDT

Posted by: Primum Agmen
A tosser is the same as a wanker. To toss oneself off is to fondle the trouser weasel.


Current Gamertag:
JesusWasAHindu

Dear intelligent life force. Where ever you may be and what ever you are doing, know that I love you and we are brothers. I hope that one day we can teach other to be happy with the world and with each other.

Eternal love and peace,
Man from Earth.

  • 12.23.2012 1:02 AM PDT

Two makes there more than speakers.

Dear Allens

Please two makes there more than speakers, and extensively tighten the chess pieces on doorknobs as not to disturb the tranquility that is bags of soda and bottles of chips.

Me

  • 12.23.2012 1:04 AM PDT

Hey, B.net

i'm a nice guy, doesn't troll and loves Bungie. I enjoy playing video games, usualy shooters and a bit of horror , Dead Space, Halo, Gears of War, Halo, Battlefeild, did i mention Halo ? Lol. Anyways, "invest in realestate, always eat breakfast, all the chicks on the internet are ACTUALLY DUDES, and never buy the extended warrenty on anything, EVER !"

sincerely

-Tuckers little accident

Dear Sentient Beings

...I can haz spaceship?

Sincerely
the Earth

  • 12.23.2012 1:14 AM PDT

What a waste....

Well.

We screwed up. Sorry 'bout that. If you want to blow us all up now, that'd probably be justified from a moral standpoint.

  • 12.23.2012 1:16 AM PDT


Posted by: Kevin Rudd FTW

Posted by: BanjoKazooie0
Dear aliens,
we regret being human bastards.We regret you coming to earth.
And we definitely regret that the Aliens just blew up
our raggedy-ass fleet
BEAT.ME.TO.IT ://

  • 12.23.2012 1:17 AM PDT

I persist too long after my own defeat,
Yet I still press forward, staggering on my feet.
But I know that my resolution will be my end.
And once I fall, I shall ruefully transcend.

In this hour of victory, we taste only defeat. I ask, why? We are Forerunners, guardians of all that exists. The roots of the galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms... And the impervious shelter beneath which it has prospered. I stand before you, accused of the sin of ensuring Forerunner ascendancy. Of attempting to save us from this fate where we are forced to... recede. Humanity stands as the greatest threat in the galaxy. Refusing to eradicate them is a fool's gambit. We squander eons in the darkness, while they seize our triumphs for their own. The Mantle of responsibility for all things belongs to Forerunners alone. Think of my acts as you will. But do not doubt the reality: the Reclamation... has already begun. And we are hopeless to stop it.

  • 12.23.2012 1:19 AM PDT

GAAAAYYY

DTF?

  • 12.23.2012 1:19 AM PDT

There's no way to get back experiences you missed.
So start right now today and risk furiousness for bliss.

Where is the meter?

  • 12.23.2012 1:24 AM PDT
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Don't even try and attack us.

We will kill you. With railguns.

  • 12.23.2012 1:25 AM PDT
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Posted by: ICanHazRecon911
WE SURRENDER

  • 12.23.2012 1:35 AM PDT

"Moooooooo"
-Ghost cow

hey 1v1 me bk ill wreck u

  • 12.23.2012 1:38 AM PDT
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I want to go where no man has gone before, into the pants of an alien babe.




















Only if our parts are compatible and I won't get any nasty space STDs like space AIDS.

  • 12.23.2012 1:44 AM PDT


Posted by: The_Didact
In this hour of victory, we taste only defeat. I ask, why? We are Forerunners, guardians of all that exists. The roots of the galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms... And the impervious shelter beneath which it has prospered. I stand before you, accused of the sin of ensuring Forerunner ascendancy. Of attempting to save us from this fate where we are forced to... recede. Humanity stands as the greatest threat in the galaxy. Refusing to eradicate them is a fool's gambit. We squander eons in the darkness, while they seize our triumphs for their own. The Mantle of responsibility for all things belongs to Forerunners alone. Think of my acts as you will. But do not doubt the reality: the Reclamation... has already begun. And we are hopeless to stop it.


That would probably confuse them to no end.

  • 12.23.2012 1:52 AM PDT

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