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Subject: A really bad situation.

GAAAAYYY

2 guys 1 girl (not that way!) Getting out of a train late at night. When 3 very big drunk of their ass women throw beer bottles at the female. Female tell them to -blam!- off they gang up and start beating her. You are now one of the guys what do?

If you pull them off they will go for you.

This is a true story, happen to my mates last night. My friend got stabbed because he couldn't hit the female. And the men obviously roughly pushed and shoved at the females but no punches were thrown.

EDIT: The only weapons the females have a broken beer bottles, that they will use to stab you.

[Edited on 12.23.2012 1:10 AM PST]

  • 12.23.2012 12:55 AM PDT

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  • 12.23.2012 12:56 AM PDT

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Fairness is only possible within the limited powers of man. Elsewhere, there is only chance.

Thus I refute thee.

Finally put my martial arts training to use. If she's my friend I'll defend her with fury.

  • 12.23.2012 12:56 AM PDT

Couldn't hit a female, lol. I'm sick and tired of this, if there's a woman that tries to stab me with a knife, i wouldn't hesitate to knock her down.

  • 12.23.2012 12:57 AM PDT
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Pull out the plasma rifle

  • 12.23.2012 12:57 AM PDT

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Why wouldn't you hit someone that is attacking a defenceless person, or that has a knife and seems ready to stab you?

Like seriously? What kind of pansy is afraid to hit a woman that's going to stab him?

  • 12.23.2012 12:57 AM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

If the females threaten me, i will take full measures to defend myself, especially if they are armed with a knife.

  • 12.23.2012 12:58 AM PDT

Punch her men and women are equal

  • 12.23.2012 12:59 AM PDT

Two makes there more than speakers.


Posted by: Prototype117
My friend got stabbed because he couldn't hit the female.
Says who? His life was being threatened.
No offence but your friend sounds pretty stupid.

  • 12.23.2012 1:01 AM PDT

Hey, B.net

i'm a nice guy, doesn't troll and loves Bungie. I enjoy playing video games, usualy shooters and a bit of horror , Dead Space, Halo, Gears of War, Halo, Battlefeild, did i mention Halo ? Lol. Anyways, "invest in realestate, always eat breakfast, all the chicks on the internet are ACTUALLY DUDES, and never buy the extended warrenty on anything, EVER !"

sincerely

-Tuckers little accident

When it comes to that kind of unnecessary -blam!-,i don't care if you're a pink pok-a-dot gorilla,I may get my ass handed to me on a silver platter but I'll help you out.

  • 12.23.2012 1:03 AM PDT

GAAAAYYY


Posted by: ElementalRunner
Finally put my martial arts training to use. If she's my friend I'll defend her with fury.

Will you hit the females? Yes or no?

  • 12.23.2012 1:05 AM PDT

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Posted by: Siffera13

Posted by: Prototype117
My friend got stabbed because he couldn't hit the female.
Says who? His life was being threatened.
No offence but your friend sounds pretty stupid.

I know but you some guys just cannot do it. And it was not a bad stab, it was with a beer bottle so it didn't pierce much.

  • 12.23.2012 1:06 AM PDT

Hey, B.net

i'm a nice guy, doesn't troll and loves Bungie. I enjoy playing video games, usualy shooters and a bit of horror , Dead Space, Halo, Gears of War, Halo, Battlefeild, did i mention Halo ? Lol. Anyways, "invest in realestate, always eat breakfast, all the chicks on the internet are ACTUALLY DUDES, and never buy the extended warrenty on anything, EVER !"

sincerely

-Tuckers little accident


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Posted by: ElementalRunner
Finally put my martial arts training to use. If she's my friend I'll defend her with fury.

Will you hit the females? Yes or no?
yes, but ONLY if they are trying to attack friend, family, self, ect

  • 12.23.2012 1:07 AM PDT

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A tosser is the same as a wanker. To toss oneself off is to fondle the trouser weasel.


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  • 12.23.2012 1:07 AM PDT
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Posted by: Prototype117

Posted by: ElementalRunner
Finally put my martial arts training to use. If she's my friend I'll defend her with fury.

Will you hit the females? Yes or no?


Use any force necessary to defend the freedoms and natural rights of any person.

  • 12.23.2012 1:08 AM PDT

GAAAAYYY


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  • 12.23.2012 1:08 AM PDT
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Posted by: CrabbySpider
"You wanna be a man? I'll teach you like a man."


It's "treat you like a man"
How did you manage to -blam!- that up?

  • 12.23.2012 1:09 AM PDT

Two makes there more than speakers.


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Posted by: Siffera13

Posted by: Prototype117
My friend got stabbed because he couldn't hit the female.
Says who? His life was being threatened.
No offence but your friend sounds pretty stupid.

I know but you some guys just cannot do it. And it was not a bad stab, it was with a beer bottle so it didn't pierce much.
If I was being threatened by someone I'd defend myself. I would not let myself get injured just because if I did protect myself I'd look like an women beater.

  • 12.23.2012 1:11 AM PDT

Posted by: Primum Agmen
A tosser is the same as a wanker. To toss oneself off is to fondle the trouser weasel.


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Posted by: jew man man

Posted by: CrabbySpider
"You wanna be a man? I'll teach you like a man."


It's "treat you like a man"
How did you manage to -blam!- that up?
You know, I actually wrote treat because that's what I assumed it was. But I watched the video again and it sounded like teach. I just got out the shower probably had water floating around in my ears.

  • 12.23.2012 1:14 AM PDT

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Yet I still press forward, staggering on my feet.
But I know that my resolution will be my end.
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Posted by: Chicharito 14
Couldn't hit a female, lol. I'm sick and tired of this, if there's a woman that tries to stab me with a knife, i wouldn't hesitate to knock her down.


Persist to reign supremacy over her subdued corporeal form, perhaps?

  • 12.23.2012 1:15 AM PDT