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Subject: God Damn Double Standards...

"Right now it is raining methane on Titan. The planet Uranus is, hilariously, orbiting the sun sideways while Venus spins backwards. We sit here on a planet marked with collisions, rocked by earthquakes, shaken by storms. A planet doomed to be fried in radiation as its magnetic fields collapse, until the sun grows and leaves nothing of the earth but dust. Here we sit, glasses on our noses, inhalers in our pockets, braces on our teeth, and we say "Behold the perfect ORDER of it all!""

If a girl sleeps around with a ton of men, she's a sl­ut but when I do the same, I'm a homos­exual.

What the hell?

  • 12.23.2012 3:36 AM PDT

Unsuccessfully trying to bring science and reason to The Flood...

LOL

  • 12.23.2012 3:37 AM PDT
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"The hero is the one who kindles a great light in the world, who sets up blazing torches in the dark streets of life for men to see by.
The saint is the man who walks through the dark paths of the world, himself a light."
-Felix Adler

...this meant to be funny?

I didn't even chuckle

  • 12.23.2012 3:37 AM PDT

I'll admit I was not expecting that.

  • 12.23.2012 3:38 AM PDT

I'm 23, I have a house, dog, girlfriend, job and I have no interest in any fanboyism so if you're thinking about sending me a childish PM, don't be surprised when I don't call back.

This made me laugh with a mouth full of Coffee, you owe me a new T shirt OP.

  • 12.23.2012 3:38 AM PDT

Dude What.


Posted by: Emperor Gillard
...this meant to be funny?

I didn't even chuckle


Badass, dude.

  • 12.23.2012 3:38 AM PDT

Thane and Mordin <3

I do not believe you whatsoever, but if your telling the truth. You are a massive manwhore.

  • 12.23.2012 3:38 AM PDT
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Wasn't expecting that. :D

  • 12.23.2012 3:39 AM PDT
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Your 'beliefs' mean less than dick to me.

Is that an Anthony Jeselnik joke? Sounds like one.

  • 12.23.2012 3:39 AM PDT

Call me Stu


Posted by: xAT 117x
LOL

  • 12.23.2012 3:39 AM PDT

I know right?

  • 12.23.2012 3:40 AM PDT

Points people earned.

THElizzard01 10pts
DaftXS 10pts
DrBunsenHoneydew 10pts
Heisenburg 10pts

8/10 OP

  • 12.23.2012 3:41 AM PDT

If you're a zombie and you know it, bite your friends.

The Flood Theory of Deterioration: q(p)=(qi)e^(-p/r)

Where q(p) is the quality of the thread as a function of p posts, (qi) is the inital quality of the first post, p is the amount of posts and r is the e-peen of the original poster.

Stay gold, Fat Man. Stay gold.

  • 12.23.2012 3:43 AM PDT


Posted by: General Dripik
I'll admit I was not expecting that.

  • 12.23.2012 3:45 AM PDT

Haha

  • 12.23.2012 3:57 AM PDT

Posted by: Baph117
This is an incredible step forward to being able to cure Downss sybndonre mn humans bineg.s

Quality thread.

  • 12.23.2012 4:02 AM PDT

Country: United States.
State: Pennsylvania.
County: Warren.
I graduated from high school on June-11-2011. I'm 19 right now. I'm turning 20 in December. I like playing video games, and board games. I like reading Sci-Fi, and World War II novels, and what not.

"There is nothing better in the world than being better at a video game than someone else....oh wait"

It's the same with women to. If a man sleeps around with a ton of women, he's a man-whore. But when she does the same, she's a [lesbian.]

[Edited on 12.23.2012 4:33 AM PST]

  • 12.23.2012 4:05 AM PDT

I'm an Indonesian Halo (and other games) gamer!
Bhineka Tunggal Ika!!

Totally didn't see that coming

  • 12.23.2012 4:09 AM PDT

"Moooooooo"
-Ghost cow

12/10

  • 12.23.2012 4:10 AM PDT

Here is the Slayer of Cake. May he find piece in death after a life full of violence and unrest battling the tyranny of desserts.


Posted by: MadNinja95

Posted by: General Dripik
I'll admit I was not expecting that.

  • 12.23.2012 4:19 AM PDT
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Posted by: Qbix89
Talking about Sweden is an ultrabannable offense.

Posted by: Achronos
Too bad being completely and utterly wrong isn't a bannable offense.

Well that came out of left field and hit all the players in the head.

  • 12.23.2012 4:28 AM PDT

Recon Number 54 -
If they are still looking, then while holding the snarl, I let drool start to drip from my mouth, I stand, curl my fingers into claws and with a hunched over crouch, I then make slow and deliberate steps towards them. When I get close enough, I let them hear my agonized and gasping growls and then, if they continue to stare, when I get within arm's reach? I kiss them on the nose, and run away giggling.

Haha 9/10

  • 12.23.2012 4:37 AM PDT

http://i.imgur.com/fsISj.png

Posted by: Jump Into Hell
12/10

  • 12.23.2012 4:38 AM PDT

心の中に弱い風が吹いています。

I lol'd.

  • 12.23.2012 4:42 AM PDT

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