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Subject: Christmas traditions

Erry year ma family an me go into dem trees an find us a meaty duck to strangle.Sometimes pa rapes her first. Ma then plucks her feathers while pa says jesus words. Den ma rubs da duck all over her naked body and proceeds to throw it into the fire. Then we all bow our heads in prayer and thank Jesus for all he has given us.

[Edited on 12.23.2012 7:07 AM PST]

  • 12.23.2012 7:07 AM PDT

Posted by: puck88
Posted by: Holden Caulfield
"You're a phony"

Garem is a hero, you autistic.

What.

  • 12.23.2012 7:09 AM PDT

Country: United States.
State: Pennsylvania.
County: Warren.
I graduated from high school on June-11-2011. I'm 19 right now. I'm turning 20 in December. I like playing video games, and board games. I like reading Sci-Fi, and World War II novels, and what not.

"There is nothing better in the world than being better at a video game than someone else....oh wait"

Every year I go down peoples chimneys dressed up as Santa and sing: "You better not pout. You better not cry. You better not scream. I'm going in dry. Santa Claus is coming to town."

[Edited on 12.23.2012 7:14 AM PST]

  • 12.23.2012 7:14 AM PDT

Call me Stu


Posted by: Eternal Moon
Won't lie, got a good laugh out of this.

  • 12.23.2012 7:19 AM PDT