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Subject: So you are driving down the road, and someone calls you

"Right now it is raining methane on Titan. The planet Uranus is, hilariously, orbiting the sun sideways while Venus spins backwards. We sit here on a planet marked with collisions, rocked by earthquakes, shaken by storms. A planet doomed to be fried in radiation as its magnetic fields collapse, until the sun grows and leaves nothing of the earth but dust. Here we sit, glasses on our noses, inhalers in our pockets, braces on our teeth, and we say "Behold the perfect ORDER of it all!""

You answer it, and the person says "Hey Niko it's your cousin, lets go bowling"

What's your response?

  • 12.23.2012 7:26 AM PDT

I acknowledge my user name is stupid. However, I promise I'm not.

Disclaimer: The latter is a lie.

>2012
>implying I drive a car

  • 12.23.2012 7:27 AM PDT

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY CHROME.

For the last -blam!- time, Roman, I don't want to go bowling!

  • 12.23.2012 7:27 AM PDT

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

  • 12.23.2012 7:27 AM PDT
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I don't talk or text when I'm driving so...

  • 12.23.2012 7:28 AM PDT

Country: United States.
State: Pennsylvania.
County: Warren.
I graduated from high school on June-11-2011. I'm 19 right now. I'm turning 20 in December. I like playing video games, and board games. I like reading Sci-Fi, and World War II novels, and what not.

"There is nothing better in the world than being better at a video game than someone else....oh wait"

Posted by: Fat Man 3000
What's your response?

Sorry Roman, but it's a beautiful day, the sun's beating down. Me and Dal are workin' on a mystery, goin' wherever it leads.

  • 12.23.2012 7:31 AM PDT