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Subject: It is 1956. You are in the street, holding a molotov cocktail.
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It is night.

You are a young Greaser, going out to meet some buddies and cause some mischief, mischief which involves the aforementioned molotov cocktail, which you possess.

Among your neighbours is one of those people who likes to have a large collection of garden gnomes standing proud amidst the gardens and lawns out the front of their property. You glance over the fence as you pass nearby and notice that the gnomes have come to life and are standing in a loose huddle talking to each other.
Without being noticed you slip up behind the fence, close enough to make out a few words of the discussion. You overhear the words 'mail' and 'burned' consistently, but not enough else to really know how the conversation is going.

Now, for several weeks the houses on your street have been dealing with a spate of mail theft, and a lot of important mail has gone missing, inconveniencing everyone. You feel you might have just found the culprits: A bunch of mail burning gnomes, based on what little you overheard.

So, the question is: Do you deliver justice to the Gnomes by lighting your molotov and tossing it at them? Huddled around like that it appears that they'll all burn easily.

Is the situation that simple, or not? And, as a confirmed hoodlum, are you really in a position to judge them?

  • 12.23.2012 9:19 AM PDT

Eat the Molotov

  • 12.23.2012 9:20 AM PDT
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.

I'd smash it over my own head. That'll show them. That'll show them all!

  • 12.23.2012 9:20 AM PDT
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Drink dat cocktail!

  • 12.23.2012 9:20 AM PDT

Derp

I join their outfit and destroy the government.

  • 12.23.2012 9:21 AM PDT

http://i.imgur.com/fsISj.png

I'd kill the gnomes to prevent future shortages.

[Edited on 12.23.2012 9:23 AM PST]

  • 12.23.2012 9:23 AM PDT

Why are all the sudden these threads are cropping up? I don't get these threads at all.

  • 12.23.2012 9:26 AM PDT
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Posted by: magicmagininja
I join their outfit and destroy the government.
The Gnomes don't want you to join them, and they don't want you to know their plans. How are you going to gain their trust?

  • 12.23.2012 9:44 AM PDT

the gun pointed at the head of the universe

I think I might be really tempted to molotov them, but then again, if I owned a camera or something I think I could make a buck out of getting some shots of these gnomes.

  • 12.23.2012 10:24 AM PDT

I'd join the gnomes in their quest for mail.

  • 12.23.2012 10:26 AM PDT

I'm your biggest fan!

Is gnomes 1950s slang for something? I feel lost.

  • 12.23.2012 10:27 AM PDT
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Posted by: RECON828
Is gnomes 1950s slang for something? I feel lost.
Haha, no, they're just regular gnomes living a shady double life.

  • 12.23.2012 10:29 AM PDT
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Posted by: Lazy bazooka
I'd join the gnomes in their quest for mail.
Posted by: Elegiac
The Gnomes don't want you to join them, and they don't want you to know their plans. How are you going to gain their trust?

  • 12.23.2012 10:31 AM PDT