Off Topic: The Flood
This topic has moved here: Subject: Why does Santa hate poor kids? And why doesn't he visit adults?
  • Subject: Why does Santa hate poor kids? And why doesn't he visit adults?
  • Pages:
  • 1
  • 2
  • of 2
Subject: Why does Santa hate poor kids? And why doesn't he visit adults?

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

I never understood why Santa hates poor kids. As a kid I would go to my more wealthy friend's homes and see that Santa got the the Millennium Falcon, while I got yet another TIE Pilot figurine. Year after year I'd see that the wealthier kids got the hook up, and me, I got the drugstore chump toys.

Then, he stopped coming all together.

Why does he hate poor kids and adults?

  • 12.23.2012 11:34 AM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

I heard Santa really hates you if you're black.

[Edited on 12.23.2012 11:36 AM PST]

  • 12.23.2012 11:35 AM PDT

I'm an Anarchist. I don't need a government to be a good person, but I'm glad it's here because some of you clearly do.

Poor parents kids never leave out good snacks and Parents don't respect Santa.

  • 12.23.2012 11:35 AM PDT

Because Santa is an aristocrat.

  • 12.23.2012 11:36 AM PDT

Recon Number 54 -
If they are still looking, then while holding the snarl, I let drool start to drip from my mouth, I stand, curl my fingers into claws and with a hunched over crouch, I then make slow and deliberate steps towards them. When I get close enough, I let them hear my agonized and gasping growls and then, if they continue to stare, when I get within arm's reach? I kiss them on the nose, and run away giggling.

Because he is socially prejudiced and ageist.

  • 12.23.2012 11:36 AM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

If there is a poor, wicked family that can't afford coal, and get's coal from Santa, isn't that a gift instead of a punishment?

  • 12.23.2012 11:36 AM PDT

-blam!- Was that actually blammed out? Or did I just type it? You'll never know.

Who doesn't hate poor kids and who wants to visit adults?

  • 12.23.2012 11:36 AM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

Parents pay santa to visit, so the poor parents can't pay off santa. He's a pricey one.

  • 12.23.2012 11:37 AM PDT

OMG
Master Chief w/o his Helmet!


Stosh <3's me vicariously... at least someone does...

Because for poor people it's an entitlement, and for rich people it's an incentive.

  • 12.23.2012 11:37 AM PDT

Santa doesn't hate you, it's likely though that the Grinch is stalking you and keeps stealing your Christmas.

  • 12.23.2012 11:54 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: Ratas Mortum
Santa doesn't hate you, it's likely though that the Grinch is stalking you and keeps stealing your Christmas.

Impossible. I had Grinch lams throughout my house.

  • 12.23.2012 6:51 PM PDT

What if I told you that Santa wasn't real.

  • 12.23.2012 6:52 PM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

Bungie doesn't like French on their site.

It's a rough economy, Charlie.

  • 12.23.2012 6:53 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: HundredJono
What if I told you that Santa wasn't real.
who ate all those cookies I left out for him when I was a kid? Answer me that Mr Smartypants.

  • 12.23.2012 6:55 PM PDT


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: HundredJono
What if I told you that Santa wasn't real.
who ate all those cookies I left out for him when I was a kid? Answer me that Mr Smartypants.


Your parents.

  • 12.23.2012 6:56 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: HundredJono

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: HundredJono
What if I told you that Santa wasn't real.
who ate all those cookies I left out for him when I was a kid? Answer me that Mr Smartypants.


Your parents.
dude, stop trolling. Very one knows that their parents never lied to them about anything. Obvious troll is obvious.

  • 12.23.2012 6:57 PM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

santa isn't real.

  • 12.23.2012 6:58 PM PDT


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: HundredJono

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: HundredJono
What if I told you that Santa wasn't real.
who ate all those cookies I left out for him when I was a kid? Answer me that Mr Smartypants.


Your parents.
dude, stop trolling. Very one knows that their parents never lied to them about anything. Obvious troll is obvious.


Your parents also put the money under your pillow when you lost a tooth.

[Edited on 12.23.2012 7:00 PM PST]

  • 12.23.2012 7:00 PM PDT

"Only a fool dismisses something outside of his realm of experience as an impossibility"

Find me at
Youtube
Halo: Reach
Xbox Live
Xfire


Posted by: Dead FallingCP
santa isn't real.


You're just jealous that Santa gives us the good presents.

[Edited on 12.23.2012 7:01 PM PST]

  • 12.23.2012 7:01 PM PDT

Fellow Floodian:
Posted by: Oh This Dude
I had a very similar thing, only I threw a 14 story building out of a pool and hit a kid on a paper aeroplane.


The Flood is just this awesome :D


Posted by: HundredJono

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: HundredJono

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: HundredJono
What if I told you that Santa wasn't real.
who ate all those cookies I left out for him when I was a kid? Answer me that Mr Smartypants.


Your parents.
dude, stop trolling. Very one knows that their parents never lied to them about anything. Obvious troll is obvious.


Your parents also put the money under your pillow when you lost a tooth.


Nah bro, that was me. Thug life is hard when you're losing teef left and right.

  • 12.23.2012 7:01 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: HundredJono

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: HundredJono

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: HundredJono
What if I told you that Santa wasn't real.
who ate all those cookies I left out for him when I was a kid? Answer me that Mr Smartypants.


Your parents.
dude, stop trolling. Very one knows that their parents never lied to them about anything. Obvious troll is obvious.


Your parents also put the money under your pillow when you lost a tooth.
yup. Obvious troll is obvious. I hope you had your lols. My jimmies have not been rustled.

  • 12.23.2012 7:01 PM PDT

Santa's father is capitalism. What do you expect?

  • 12.23.2012 7:02 PM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

***Aberrant Designs***

Finished the fight on September 26,2007, 10:49pm EST
Remembered Reach on September 15th, 2010 9:30pm EST

You know how all the rich people pay off the politicians? Well, I'm afraid Santa couldn't resist either...

  • 12.23.2012 7:03 PM PDT

lolnope.


Posted by: Dead FallingCP
santa isn't real.
You're not real!!! *Cries in a corner*

  • 12.23.2012 7:03 PM PDT

  • Pages:
  • 1
  • 2
  • of 2