- MyNameIsCharlie
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- Fabled Mythic Member
Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.
Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
I never understood why Santa hates poor kids. As a kid I would go to my more wealthy friend's homes and see that Santa got the the Millennium Falcon, while I got yet another TIE Pilot figurine. Year after year I'd see that the wealthier kids got the hook up, and me, I got the drugstore chump toys.
Then, he stopped coming all together.
Why does he hate poor kids and adults?