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Subject: Why does Santa hate poor kids? And why doesn't he visit adults?

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Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


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Posted by: Dead FallingCP
santa isn't real.
You're not real!!! *Cries in a corner*
there's more physical evidence that Santa exists than Dead FallingCP. Someone left presents under your tree. A bot could have posts in here.

  • 12.23.2012 7:05 PM PDT
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Considering Santa has that big workshop, can afford a bunch of reindeer, can afford to have an army of elves that make toys upon command, can afford a flying sleigh, and all that wrapping paper, he must be rich. Hates poor kids. Adults lose that child charm, so Santa's like "screw that."

  • 12.23.2012 7:08 PM PDT

Posted by: Baph117
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He's a bourgeois paedo.

  • 12.23.2012 7:09 PM PDT

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Trying to get Waypoint to update Halo 3 stats in detail like here. Now no one can see that my Halo 3 Spartan no longer looks like my Reach Spartan.

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I don't know about poor kids, but adults don't exactly want some fat guy sneaking down their chimneys to give them toys that are for kids.

  • 12.23.2012 7:58 PM PDT

Well, you're here. We have much to discuss.

There's actually a video about this subject.

  • 12.23.2012 8:02 PM PDT

Wheres Meh Sniper?

Youtube page

Naughty or Nice.

  • 12.23.2012 8:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: Lil Taco 117
Santa's father is capitalism. What do you expect?

  • 12.23.2012 10:38 PM PDT

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