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Subject: How do I tell my parents about my girlfriend?

Woooooooooow, you're a total -blam!-. Why is this girl dating such a beta?

  • 12.23.2012 12:21 PM PDT


Posted by: BerzerkCommando
Mom, dad I have a girlfriend, but there is one thing you should know about her...She has a -blam!-


Father: Yes, this is problematic...Are her -blam!- at least real?

  • 12.23.2012 12:22 PM PDT
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Posted by: Angry Cazador
...So you're pretending to be -blam!-?
No. They don't think I'm interested in dating anyone.


Posted by: TFU244
"I have a girlfriend."
Then they'll be like "aww how cute!!!"



"I have a girlfriend, and I aspire to sleep with her one day."

  • 12.23.2012 12:22 PM PDT

I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

"Mum, dad, I have a boyfriend."

"Just kidding! She's a girl!"

  • 12.23.2012 12:22 PM PDT
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Posted by: Decimator Omega
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If I started dating and had a GF, I would tell my folks. If they don't like her, that's their -blam!- problem!
I am very sure that my family is going to absolutely love her.

  • 12.23.2012 12:22 PM PDT
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Posted by: Atom Bomb Tom
Grow a pair.


This, basically. It's a damn girlfriend, it's not like you married some chick without them knowing, or got knocked up, or turned -blam!-, etc.

  • 12.23.2012 12:24 PM PDT
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Walk into the room and tell them.

  • 12.23.2012 12:25 PM PDT


Posted by: Kimmo Alm

Posted by: Decimator Omega
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If I started dating and had a GF, I would tell my folks. If they don't like her, that's their -blam!- problem!
I am very sure that my family is going to absolutely love her.
Then wtf is the problem? Jesus christ

  • 12.23.2012 12:27 PM PDT
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Posted by: LolWutBBQ

Posted by: Kimmo Alm

Posted by: Decimator Omega
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If I started dating and had a GF, I would tell my folks. If they don't like her, that's their -blam!- problem!
I am very sure that my family is going to absolutely love her.
Then wtf is the problem? Jesus christ
It's just the whole "Aww, our little boy has a girlfriend" -blam!-.

  • 12.23.2012 12:28 PM PDT


Posted by: Kimmo Alm

Posted by: LolWutBBQ

Posted by: Kimmo Alm

Posted by: Decimator Omega
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If I started dating and had a GF, I would tell my folks. If they don't like her, that's their -blam!- problem!
I am very sure that my family is going to absolutely love her.
Then wtf is the problem? Jesus christ
It's just the whole "Aww, our little boy has a girlfriend" -blam!-.
The only reason they'd do that is because it sounds like you have absolutely no testosterone in your body.

  • 12.23.2012 12:29 PM PDT
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Beauty is not subjective. Anyone who says otherwise is an idiot.
Prove me wrong.
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OP, you massive phaggot, just tell them. Jesus.
Seriously now, why is she dating a Beta?

  • 12.23.2012 12:31 PM PDT

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Tell them and break the ice. They probably will be happy, and won't think much about it.

  • 12.23.2012 12:32 PM PDT
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This.
Posted by: LolWutBBQ

Posted by: Kimmo Alm

Posted by: LolWutBBQ

Posted by: Kimmo Alm

Posted by: Decimator Omega
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If I started dating and had a GF, I would tell my folks. If they don't like her, that's their -blam!- problem!
I am very sure that my family is going to absolutely love her.
Then wtf is the problem? Jesus christ
It's just the whole "Aww, our little boy has a girlfriend" -blam!-.
The only reason they'd do that is because it sounds like you have absolutely no testosterone in your body.

  • 12.23.2012 12:33 PM PDT
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Beauty is not subjective. Anyone who says otherwise is an idiot.
Prove me wrong.
I dare you.
My logic is undeniable.

This thread is now about the OP's maniacal phaggotry.

Discuss.

[Edited on 12.23.2012 12:36 PM PST]

  • 12.23.2012 12:34 PM PDT

Recon Number 54 -
If they are still looking, then while holding the snarl, I let drool start to drip from my mouth, I stand, curl my fingers into claws and with a hunched over crouch, I then make slow and deliberate steps towards them. When I get close enough, I let them hear my agonized and gasping growls and then, if they continue to stare, when I get within arm's reach? I kiss them on the nose, and run away giggling.

Just tell them, bite the bullet you are avoiding and say that you are seeing someone.

They will most likely be pleased and I doubt they'll be all D'aww over it.

  • 12.23.2012 12:35 PM PDT

man i get an erection just lookin at my girl lol and i dnt hide it i mean she realy doesnt mind she actually likes it lol also it shoes you dont have ED problems (i think)

Truer words were never spoken

Just say it

It's not like they're gonna stone you or something

  • 12.23.2012 12:35 PM PDT

Don't worry, you're still your mom's favorite Bnet member.

How is this a problem? "I have a girlfriend". Seriously, if you can't do that you probably shouldn't have a girlfriend.

  • 12.23.2012 12:35 PM PDT

You it make sound like you are telling you're parents you are ghay! Just tell them, it is not hard ?

  • 12.23.2012 12:36 PM PDT

I'm an Anarchist. I don't need a government to be a good person, but I'm glad it's here because some of you clearly do.

It won't be awkward for them.
They'll think "Oh good, he's not -blam!--blam!-" and that's it.

They'll put on a surprise face for maybe five minutes and then forget about it. In fact, you'll probably make them happy that you clearly aren't incapable of social interaction with the opposite gender.

[Edited on 12.23.2012 12:38 PM PST]

  • 12.23.2012 12:38 PM PDT
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Beauty is not subjective. Anyone who says otherwise is an idiot.
Prove me wrong.
I dare you.
My logic is undeniable.


Posted by: Eternal Moon
Thinking we have a troll here. A very good one.


Not that good, considering he's like... Bi-Beta or something.

  • 12.23.2012 12:38 PM PDT

"There's a very fine line between not listening, and not caring. I'd like to think that I walk that line every day."

If you'd have just said, "Oh, I'm at [girlfriend]'s house", I don't think it would've been awkward.
"Who?"
"My girlfriend. I'm at her house.
"Oh. Well, when will you be home?"


Just let it slip sometime, and carry on like a normal conversation, instead of something else . . .

[Edited on 12.23.2012 12:41 PM PST]

  • 12.23.2012 12:39 PM PDT

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