- mister death
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Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~
Posted by: deltahalo UK
Posted by: mister death
Posted by: deltahalo UK
I had a massive mixed grill yesterday...it was horrendous.
Though today I witnessed a friend eat something called an 'Ultimate Burger' after eating a bucket of wings, before tackling something called a 'Megabowl Sundae' - a dessert which would take me more than a week to eat.
I was amazed. The waitress said to our table that nobody had finished it in a few months. When we explained that it wasn't us, but just one guy, she was amazed. What is more amazing is that the guy who did it is not at all fat.
Is your friend from a TV show called man vs food on the travel channel?
I suppose the best way to say this, to add to the amazement, is that I worded it to keep it simple. My 'friend' is in fact my 16 year old cousin I took Christmas shopping. In fairness he is sort of tall and does play Rugby but the kid hasn't got any fat on him.
I was astounded by the amount he ate. There were four of us (all related) and one is quite portly, and the gravity of how much my 16 year old cousin had eaten was only able to be believed by others when the slightly fat cousin told people that even he failed a long, long time beforehand in the same bid to culinary glory, because the fatter guy can eat a -blam!-load.
I've always been amazed that skinny people can more often than not out eat the fatter ones. Like when the small asian lady out eats the fat white guy. Blows my mind, man.
Kudos to him though! Did he win anything?