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Subject: GameInformer's Review On Halo 4 (-blam!- Job GI)

Butt ugly ape” remarked Sergeant Johnson always making fun out of the situation even though he had been hit by a spiker round in the arm. He mustered up the strength to continue and the team moved on. The Arbiter informed him that the next room held The Prophet of Truth and this was the final room before extraction. Jun proposed that he takes a shot from a distance the prophet and they all head back to the ship bay for extraction. The team agreed on this and breached the last door…

I'm done with Gameinformer.

They gave Halo 4 a 9.25 (Reach Received a 9.5 FYI) which makes Halo 4 the worst recent Halo review.

The Point that I'm mad about though is what the Dumba** Mat Miller Put in the review: "343 balances old and new".

WTF!W%F! That guy is smoking weed, doing pot, crack cocaine etc.

Also "Master Chiefs epic space opera steps in a new direction maintaining the series' legacy". Also a WTF in my opinion.

343 Epic failed. Point Blank. The Reclamier Trilogy is just a cash cow and stupid. They killed Cortana and they revealed too much about the Forerunners and made them -blam!-. Just revealed too much for a video game installment into the trilogy.

Lastly, " Fast,fun and addictive multiplayer".That sentence is just beyond me. Boltshot is OP and the multiplayer just made Halo seem like another Call of Duty clone.

Does anyone agree. Anybody!!!

  • 12.23.2012 3:44 PM PDT

~Ninja

Opinions. Learn to accept them.

  • 12.23.2012 3:45 PM PDT

@accordingto343

Your one stop shop for all of 343's fabulous errors and ridiculous notions in the Halo lore.

I think it is sad and funny that you care so much about this review.

  • 12.23.2012 3:46 PM PDT

Wow, honestly.

  • 12.23.2012 3:48 PM PDT

Ohai, I'm Loscocco (pronounced Loss-cocoa). I'm a college student (computer science major), 3D animator, and long-time Halo player.

Halo 4 rated the worst Halo title? It looks like GI is doing their job right.

  • 12.23.2012 3:48 PM PDT
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OP, ill let you borrow my Borderlands 2.

I will never play any future Halo games. BUNGiE did not make it. Simple as that.

  • 12.23.2012 3:49 PM PDT

Serve the Lord with fear and rejoice with trembling..
Kiss the sun lest He be angry, and you perish from the way, with His wrath is kindled but a little...

OP: "You have a different opinion than me? -blam!- YOU! YOU POT SMOKING -blam!- WHO DOESN'T EVEN DESERVE TO LIVE! HOW DARE YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT OPINION THAN ME, I AM OBVIOUSLY THE SMARTEST PERSON THERE IS! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!"

  • 12.23.2012 3:49 PM PDT

"Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive"


Posted by: ninjadude132
Opinions. Learn to accept them.

  • 12.23.2012 3:50 PM PDT
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I do not want to stop asking. I do not ask to stop wanting.

You know, I thought for a second of properly responding to this thread, but by now I can guess what's about to happen.

You hate 4 because it took aspects from Call of Duty. Based off that you assume that the campaign was garbage and you grasp at straws to try and prove it (Decepticon Cobra is probably the only person I've seen that's legitimately shown me they dislike the campaign for good reason). You think Halo 2 was the pinnacle of competitive Halo because it catered to "competitive people" like you. You think Halo is completely dead and that even Reach was better than it. You forgive Reach completely and say that "only now do I realize what I had." And so on.

This is my response to every Halo 4 hate thread on the Flood from now on.

  • 12.23.2012 3:55 PM PDT
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Weed makes everything better

  • 12.23.2012 3:56 PM PDT

Posted by: aBlueBookshelf
Goat was famous. Irie was infamous. Gh0st was FaMaS.

My stats in Halol 4

Typical Waypoint post.
no it's "its got to go" you wouldn't say the "it is got to go" would you?

I don't like Halo 4 and I thought this was the most retarded thread I've read in December.

  • 12.23.2012 3:56 PM PDT

Call me Stu


Posted by: msonic98

Posted by: ninjadude132
Opinions. Learn to accept them.

  • 12.23.2012 3:56 PM PDT
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Trying to figure out if you're serious....

  • 12.23.2012 3:56 PM PDT

"Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive"


Posted by: Haloroach
You know, I thought for a second of properly responding to this thread, but by now I can guess what's about to happen.

You hate 4 because it took aspects from Call of Duty. Based off that you assume that the campaign was garbage and you grasp at straws to try and prove it (Decepticon Cobra is probably the only person I've seen that's legitimately shown me they dislike the campaign for good reason). You think Halo 2 was the pinnacle of competitive Halo because it catered to "competitive people" like you. You think Halo is completely dead and that even Reach was better than it. You forgive Reach completely and say that "only now do I realize what I had." And so on.

This is my response to every Halo 4 hate thread on the Flood from now on.


Am I allowed to use this reply on the wayoint threads?

  • 12.23.2012 3:59 PM PDT
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the will to win is the will to destroy


Posted by: Haloroach
You know, I thought for a second of properly responding to this thread, but by now I can guess what's about to happen.

You hate 4 because it took aspects from Call of Duty. Based off that you assume that the campaign was garbage and you grasp at straws to try and prove it (Decepticon Cobra is probably the only person I've seen that's legitimately shown me they dislike the campaign for good reason). You think Halo 2 was the pinnacle of competitive Halo because it catered to "competitive people" like you. You think Halo is completely dead and that even Reach was better than it. You forgive Reach completely and say that "only now do I realize what I had." And so on.

This is my response to every Halo 4 hate thread on the Flood from now on.
*slow clap*

  • 12.23.2012 4:01 PM PDT

Yes, I know my username is the 330th sequel to a terrible movie. You don't have to keep telling me.


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Posted by: msonic98

Posted by: ninjadude132
Opinions. Learn to accept them.

  • 12.23.2012 4:10 PM PDT
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I do not want to stop asking. I do not ask to stop wanting.


Posted by: msonic98

Posted by: Haloroach
You know, I thought for a second of properly responding to this thread, but by now I can guess what's about to happen.

You hate 4 because it took aspects from Call of Duty. Based off that you assume that the campaign was garbage and you grasp at straws to try and prove it (Decepticon Cobra is probably the only person I've seen that's legitimately shown me they dislike the campaign for good reason). You think Halo 2 was the pinnacle of competitive Halo because it catered to "competitive people" like you. You think Halo is completely dead and that even Reach was better than it. You forgive Reach completely and say that "only now do I realize what I had." And so on.

This is my response to every Halo 4 hate thread on the Flood from now on.


Am I allowed to use this reply on the wayoint threads?


Sure, why the bloody hell not. Though why you spend time on that forum is beyond me.

  • 12.23.2012 4:11 PM PDT

They had to rate it low so that the future games could get higher scores, thus increasing sales and making 343 look like they actually did something right instead of just turning Halo into CoD in space.

Plus, they gave Reach a 9.5. I think that shows how seriously they should be taken.

  • 12.23.2012 4:13 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: LocknLoader2K8

Posted by: Haloroach
You know, I thought for a second of properly responding to this thread, but by now I can guess what's about to happen.

You hate 4 because it took aspects from Call of Duty. Based off that you assume that the campaign was garbage and you grasp at straws to try and prove it (Decepticon Cobra is probably the only person I've seen that's legitimately shown me they dislike the campaign for good reason). You think Halo 2 was the pinnacle of competitive Halo because it catered to "competitive people" like you. You think Halo is completely dead and that even Reach was better than it. You forgive Reach completely and say that "only now do I realize what I had." And so on.

This is my response to every Halo 4 hate thread on the Flood from now on.
*slow clap*
*Entire room full of applause*

  • 12.23.2012 4:22 PM PDT

"Banhammer" - Post anything on the Waypoint forums -50g
Never forget:
Porch Day
lolReach
Gen Petitt Day
Night of the Living Alts

LOL

  • 12.23.2012 4:23 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: OdorousLicense3
LOL
That's your response to anything Halp 4 related, isn't it?

  • 12.23.2012 4:25 PM PDT
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the will to win is the will to destroy


Posted by: VitalHalofreak

Posted by: OdorousLicense3
LOL
That's your response to anything Halp 4 related, isn't it?
well it is what i do when i see his posts

  • 12.23.2012 4:26 PM PDT

Lt. Dan I brought you some ice cream. Lt. Dan.. ice creaaam!


Posted by: ninjadude132
Opinions. Learn to accept them.
Sometimes opinions are stupid though.

  • 12.23.2012 4:29 PM PDT

Be sure to tell everyone how cool you are. If you don't tell them, they won't know.

OP is a shining example of the self-entitled, complain-about-everything elitist crybaby of today.

  • 12.23.2012 4:33 PM PDT

Posted by: BlazedStoner420
Weed makes everything better

  • 12.23.2012 4:34 PM PDT

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