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Subject: When did Santa Claus die?
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Now that you've taken the time to look at my sig, I actually regret not providing you with something more worthwhile.

For you, personally? Did your parents just decide today was the day to gut your innocence or did they let it bleed out to die slowly while you worked it out for yourself? Did they hate you and just cut out ever having the joy of believing in magic? Maybe you found out when your drunk mother couldn't be bothered to finish putting the gifts out before passing out on the floor.

Whatever your story, I wanna hear about the magic of Christmas dying for you, as you realized Santa Claus wasn't real.

As for me, I was a staunch defender of Santa Claus. My parents wouldn't lie to me. They loved me. Santa loved me too. However, around the 1st or 2nd grade, heretical non believers began assaulting my beliefs with dirty tricks like "facts" and "proof." For a while, I remained undeterred, however the seed of doubt was planted and I could not stop its growth. I don't remember the exact moment, but I soon had accepted that everyone I loved lied to me and a person I loved like family was never there to love me back. The faint sliver of hope hung in the back of my mind, but I could hear it slip away with each passing day. My mother eventually sealed the deal with a brief sit down and the statement, "You know Santa isn't real, right?"

Yes, Mom. I do. Thanks for all the LIES!

  • 12.23.2012 5:35 PM PDT
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He never died.

  • 12.23.2012 5:36 PM PDT
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LeaveItYeah

When I read this thread.

:(

  • 12.23.2012 5:36 PM PDT
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Because you touch yourself at night.

  • 12.23.2012 5:36 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

Never, he will always live in my heart.
luv yas mum

  • 12.23.2012 5:36 PM PDT

Major props to my hommie Sheeef. He made Recon possible for me. Long time recovering emails and passwords. And it was his. lol.

When was he even born???

  • 12.23.2012 5:36 PM PDT

wes smith

You need to exist before you can die.

  • 12.23.2012 5:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: The User 102
You need to exist before you can die.
Oh? If he doesn't exist, why does NORAD track him on Christmas?

[Edited on 12.23.2012 5:38 PM PST]

  • 12.23.2012 5:37 PM PDT

He was never alive.

  • 12.23.2012 5:38 PM PDT

wes smith


Posted by: AK 47625714

Posted by: The User 102
You need to exist before you can die.
Oh? If he doesn't exist, why does NORAD track him on Christmas?


To make children happy.

  • 12.23.2012 5:39 PM PDT

Lol. I just thought how messed up it would be if someone here actually did still believe in him and you spoiled it TWO days before Christmas... XD

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LeaveItYeah


Posted by: The User 102

Posted by: AK 47625714

Posted by: The User 102
You need to exist before you can die.
Oh? If he doesn't exist, why does NORAD track him on Christmas?


To make children happy.
u w0t?

You're telling me that's not real?

  • 12.23.2012 5:41 PM PDT

Santa isn't dead OP; I see him at the mall every year.

He's such a kind man for traveling all that way to see us every year.

  • 12.23.2012 5:42 PM PDT
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Now that you've taken the time to look at my sig, I actually regret not providing you with something more worthwhile.

Posted by: RandomRagingBear
Lol. I just thought how messed up it would be if someone here actually did still believe in him and you spoiled it TWO days before Christmas... XD

I'd just be performing a service that someone should've got to more than a couple years ago.

  • 12.23.2012 5:44 PM PDT

Break down, every single one of you.

Posted by: AR IS4 NUBS
When was he even born???
Some time in the 3rd century.

  • 12.23.2012 5:46 PM PDT

william

3yrd

  • 12.23.2012 5:47 PM PDT

so you want a source?


try this

true story


Posted by: AR IS4 NUBS
When was he even born???
Saint nick was real, santa isn't

also, lol santa.

  • 12.23.2012 5:49 PM PDT

Break down, every single one of you.


Posted by: ShotgunTroll
also, lol santa.
That has to be added to our Christmassacre play list.

  • 12.23.2012 5:53 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go

I never really believed he existed, I wanted to believe, but the world around me was far too cruel for a jolly fat man who give presents to kids at the end of the year.

But now, it seems I'm split between wanting to grow up, and wanting to experience what was taken from me, to be a child.

  • 12.23.2012 5:54 PM PDT

so you want a source?


try this

true story


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Posted by: ShotgunTroll
also, lol santa.
That has to be added to our Christmassacre play list.
ikr?

it's hellarious.

  • 12.23.2012 6:21 PM PDT

More awesome than a shark high-fiving a bear during an explosion...IN SPACE.

Santa's real. The reason why he doesn't show himself is because he made himself into a zombie so he would live forever.

  • 12.23.2012 6:22 PM PDT

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Posted by: Puma Knight
Posted by: AR IS4 NUBS
When was he even born???
Some time in the 3rd century.

Born March 15, 270 (age 1742)
Patara, Lycia et Pamphylia, Asia Minor (modern-day Turkey)
Died 6 December 343 (aged 76)
Myra, Lycia


wtf wikipedia

  • 12.23.2012 6:26 PM PDT

so you want a source?


try this

true story


Posted by: awesomesauce46
Santa's real. The reason why he doesn't show himself is because he made himself into a zombie so he would live forever.
wrong holiday character dude.

  • 12.23.2012 6:28 PM PDT

The tide is turning, brothers! Let us take our kingdom back!

When I noticed Santa's handwriting looked just like my mother's handwriting.

  • 12.23.2012 6:28 PM PDT
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CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!


I am the alt of Masterchief9095.

I've never believed in Santa Claus.


You see, I am Santa Claus.

  • 12.23.2012 6:30 PM PDT

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