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Subject: When did Santa Claus die?

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Posted by: Remorazz

Posted by: Puma Knight
Posted by: AR IS4 NUBS
When was he even born???
Some time in the 3rd century.

Born March 15, 270 (age 1742)
Patara, Lycia et Pamphylia, Asia Minor (modern-day Turkey)
Died 6 December 343 (aged 76)
Myra, Lycia


wtf wikipedia
This just in. Santa was Benjamin Button.

  • 12.23.2012 6:34 PM PDT

Ew, my username. :C

I came up with it when I was 10.

I'm not an idiot, I've always known.

  • 12.23.2012 6:34 PM PDT

so you want a source?


try this

true story


Posted by: BleeBlopBloop75
I've never believed in Santa Claus.


You see, I am Santa Claus.
>not believing in yourself
>not a forever alone beta

choose two

>believing in your self
>being awesome
pick two

remember kids, the power is yours!

  • 12.23.2012 6:35 PM PDT
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Posted by: Remorazz

Posted by: Puma Knight
Posted by: AR IS4 NUBS
When was he even born???
Some time in the 3rd century.

Born March 15, 270 (age 1742)
Patara, Lycia et Pamphylia, Asia Minor (modern-day Turkey)
Died 6 December 343 (aged 76)
Myra, Lycia


wtf wikipedia

wtf is right.

  • 12.23.2012 6:36 PM PDT

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When i was about 6, there was this vent in my room that overlooked the room were my mom was wrapping the presents from Santa saw her wrapping them. I kept the charade going untill i was 9 though.

  • 12.23.2012 6:37 PM PDT

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Posted by: MeechVII
For you, personally? Did your parents just decide today was the day to gut your innocence or did they let it bleed out to die slowly while you worked it out for yourself? Did they hate you and just cut out ever having the joy of believing in magic? Maybe you found out when your drunk mother couldn't be bothered to finish putting the gifts out before passing out on the floor.

Whatever your story, I wanna hear about the magic of Christmas dying for you, as you realized Santa Claus wasn't real.

As for me, I was a staunch defender of Santa Claus. My parents wouldn't lie to me. They loved me. Santa loved me too. However, around the 1st or 2nd grade, heretical non believers began assaulting my beliefs with dirty tricks like "facts" and "proof." For a while, I remained undeterred, however the seed of doubt was planted and I could not stop its growth. I don't remember the exact moment, but I soon had accepted that everyone I loved lied to me and a person I loved like family was never there to love me back. The faint sliver of hope hung in the back of my mind, but I could hear it slip away with each passing day. My mother eventually sealed the deal with a brief sit down and the statement, "You know Santa isn't real, right?"

Yes, Mom. I do. Thanks for all the LIES!


Thanks for the short story. Write a book next time?

  • 12.23.2012 6:37 PM PDT

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Posted by: Remorazz

Posted by: Puma Knight
Posted by: AR IS4 NUBS
When was he even born???
Some time in the 3rd century.

Born March 15, 270 (age 1742)
Patara, Lycia et Pamphylia, Asia Minor (modern-day Turkey)
Died 6 December 343 (aged 76)
Myra, Lycia


wtf wikipedia


Le gasp. December 6. 343?? LOOK AT THOSE NUMBERS! It must mean something.


Also, I do know that St. Nicholas was real. The American idea of Santa Clause was brought about many a'moons ago. Santa lives in all the malls.

  • 12.23.2012 7:02 PM PDT
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My mom sat me down and told me that all the holiday figures like Santa, Easter Bunny, etc were not real. She was kind with it, and I took it okay.

  • 12.23.2012 7:06 PM PDT

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