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Subject: My little brother is terrified. Help me!
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This is a signature. If you're reading it, you must be dedicated. My other account, created in 2011, is nitwitcoffee10.
My gamertag is Shoop Do Whoop.

My little brother is terrified right now, all because he watched a crappy, fake, classrom project 'documentary' about the slenderman. He is around seven years old, and won't believe anyone's reasoning about the issue here. He is convinced that the man is real, despite a disclaimer in the description on youtube stating that the slenderman is not real, never was, and never will be. Can anyone here assist me?
Before you call me a troll or a liar, please remember that there is an innocent seven year old sitting next to me right now who is bawling his eyes out because he clicked the wrong youtube link. He says that he wants to die, and will continue going mad unless every single response contains a phrase like "Slendy isn't real" or "Dude, he is an idiot. Slendy isn't real."

  • 12.23.2012 6:15 PM PDT

iPhone 4S 64GB Black.

You're a troll, and a liar.

  • 12.23.2012 6:16 PM PDT
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LeaveItYeah

Ban him from the internet.

  • 12.23.2012 6:16 PM PDT

"It is the cruelest fate, to have written words that meant well and see them made wicked and unwise. What was meant to encourage life, used instead to justify taking it."

"The Slender Man isn't real."

There, I saved the babbies.

  • 12.23.2012 6:16 PM PDT

Derp

Make up an even scarier monster, that should do it.

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no you cant have my gamertag

Show him boobs.

  • 12.23.2012 6:17 PM PDT

"Banhammer" - Post anything on the Waypoint forums -50g
Never forget:
Porch Day
lolReach
Gen Petitt Day
Night of the Living Alts

You do seem to be a pretty well known troll on here, so im not going to take anything you say seriously.

  • 12.23.2012 6:17 PM PDT
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Posted by: TomoK12
You're a troll, and a liar.

Thanks. Nice to know ya' don't believe me.

  • 12.23.2012 6:17 PM PDT
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They don't think it be like it is...


But it do.

Show him the wiki article or whatever that says he was created as part of a contest inside of the something awful forums. That should do it.

  • 12.23.2012 6:17 PM PDT
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the will to win is the will to destroy


Posted by: DngerlyAwkwrd
"The Slender Man isn't real."

There, I saved the poo babbies.
fix'd and cookie for reference

[Edited on 12.23.2012 6:18 PM PST]

  • 12.23.2012 6:17 PM PDT
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This is a signature. If you're reading it, you must be dedicated. My other account, created in 2011, is nitwitcoffee10.
My gamertag is Shoop Do Whoop.


Posted by: OdorousLicense3
You do seem to be a pretty well known troll on here, so im not going to take anything you say seriously.

My post history. Check it.

  • 12.23.2012 6:17 PM PDT

GT/Steam: Squiggy888
I try my best to block out the screams
But they're haunting me in my dreams
Please, break my shackles, I want it to stop

Posted by: Covy Killer
Sergeant Explosion and The Quiet Day in London.

Slenderman lives next door to me.

  • 12.23.2012 6:17 PM PDT
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The right thing to do as an older brother is to -blam!- with him. Get a suit and stand outside his window at night.

  • 12.23.2012 6:17 PM PDT

I am assuming direct control.

Don't lie to your brother, Slenderman is very, very real. I've seen some of things he has done, it's terrible...

  • 12.23.2012 6:18 PM PDT

No u


Posted by: magicmagininja
Make up an even scarier monster, that should do it.
This.

Or, alternatively, dress up as the Slenderman, corner him, and make him overcome his fears.

  • 12.23.2012 6:18 PM PDT
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This is a signature. If you're reading it, you must be dedicated. My other account, created in 2011, is nitwitcoffee10.
My gamertag is Shoop Do Whoop.


Posted by: ZiIch
Show him boobs.

Got it. Will do.

  • 12.23.2012 6:18 PM PDT

"Banhammer" - Post anything on the Waypoint forums -50g
Never forget:
Porch Day
lolReach
Gen Petitt Day
Night of the Living Alts


Posted by: Shoop Do Whoop

Posted by: OdorousLicense3
You do seem to be a pretty well known troll on here, so im not going to take anything you say seriously.

My post history. Check it.
I already did. That only proves my point even more.

  • 12.23.2012 6:18 PM PDT

-blam!- lol, your brother's a puss

  • 12.23.2012 6:19 PM PDT

More awesome than a shark high-fiving a bear during an explosion...IN SPACE.

Slenderman is real, and he's coming for you because you watched that video.

  • 12.23.2012 6:19 PM PDT
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This is a signature. If you're reading it, you must be dedicated. My other account, created in 2011, is nitwitcoffee10.
My gamertag is Shoop Do Whoop.

???
Give me an example of another time I started a thread with the explicit, obvious intention of trolling on this account. Please. I would love to see who has been hacking me.

EDIT: I meant you, odorous license. I just forgot to hit the quote key.
Remember, there is a difference between sarcasm and trolling.

[Edited on 12.23.2012 6:20 PM PST]

  • 12.23.2012 6:19 PM PDT

An end, once and for all.

Tell him it´s a made up story and it isn´t real.

  • 12.23.2012 6:20 PM PDT

I'm an Indonesian Halo (and other games) gamer!
Bhineka Tunggal Ika!!

Just say Slendy is a good friend of Floodians and he just want his $10 back

  • 12.23.2012 6:20 PM PDT
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This is a signature. If you're reading it, you must be dedicated. My other account, created in 2011, is nitwitcoffee10.
My gamertag is Shoop Do Whoop.


Posted by: Unit 076
Just say Slendy is a good friend of Floodians and he just want his $10 back

I believe it was twenty.

  • 12.23.2012 6:21 PM PDT

Forever praise Lord Jesus Christ, The Father, The Holy Spirit, the one true Lord Almighty God, and bless all forever in His holy name :)

He hasn't heard of clock man...

  • 12.23.2012 6:24 PM PDT

Perpetual Ninja in training.

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

DMH

Los Paranoias

Wait, OP, you know that Slender is real though, right? My god man....you can't honestly believe he....you can't be saying you think Slender is fake, because that means he's going to come after you....

  • 12.23.2012 6:26 PM PDT

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