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Subject: Corrupt a Wish!

This is another classic forum game. It's really simple, somebody makes a wish, any wish at all, and the next person to post corrupts that wish and makes his own. Example:

Member 1: I wish I ruled the world
Member 2: Granted, but everybody is dead, so its useless. I wish for some beer
Member 1: Granted, but it's warm. I wish I was married to Jessica Alba.

And it keeps going from there. I'll start.

I wish I had a scarab gun!

  • 12.23.2012 9:28 PM PDT

Make a thread saying you will counter any argument against armor lock...

Then respond with Adapt.

"War, the original crack"
-Albert Einstein

No :l

  • 12.23.2012 9:28 PM PDT

Alt account #4 because i can!

but forum games are against the rules.....

i wish my real wish will be corrupted by some -blam!- in the flood.

[Edited on 12.23.2012 9:30 PM PST]

  • 12.23.2012 9:28 PM PDT

"There is no time for peace. No respite. No forgiveness. There is only WAR!"

The gun is fitted for an actual scarab and measures maybe 100mm in length.

  • 12.23.2012 9:29 PM PDT

"Banhammer" - Post anything on the Waypoint forums -50g
Never forget:
Porch Day
lolReach
Gen Petitt Day
Night of the Living Alts


Posted by: aTALLmidget
I wish I had a scarab gun!
It's out of ammo lol.

I wish I had a Covenant frigate.

  • 12.23.2012 9:29 PM PDT

BTW Elites rule!

And I am probably just trolling you right now....especially if it is a controversial thread

Posted by: aTALLmidget
I wish I had a scarab gun!


Granted, but you are stuck on the moon.

I wish that I had the confidence to ask a girl out.

  • 12.23.2012 9:29 PM PDT


Posted by: SawzeBawse
but forum games are against the rules.....


Hm they are? Correct me if I'm mistaken, but weren't they permitted again?

  • 12.23.2012 9:29 PM PDT
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He who wishes for peace must first prepare for war.

Is this The Monkeys Paw?

  • 12.23.2012 9:29 PM PDT
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deej pls


Posted by: Buckysaurus
Posted by: aTALLmidget
I wish I had a scarab gun!


Granted, but you are stuck on the moon.

I wish that I had the confidence to ask a girl out.

Granted, but that's a dude.

  • 12.23.2012 9:29 PM PDT
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♦♦☻


Posted by: aTALLmidget
I wish I had a scarab gun!
Granted, but you could only use it once.

i wish i had 4.0's and above all throughout high school

  • 12.23.2012 9:30 PM PDT

Just remember that no matter how terrible you feel, or how much you want to let go, there are people who care about you and love you.

Posted by: Living Ozone

Posted by: aTALLmidget
I wish I had a scarab gun!
Granted, but you could only use it once.

i wish i had 4.0's and above all throughout high school

OK, but you have to study for 12 hours a day to get a 4.0.

I wish I had some beer.

[Edited on 12.23.2012 9:31 PM PST]

  • 12.23.2012 9:30 PM PDT

"Banhammer" - Post anything on the Waypoint forums -50g
Never forget:
Porch Day
lolReach
Gen Petitt Day
Night of the Living Alts


Posted by: Living Ozone

Posted by: aTALLmidget
I wish I had a scarab gun!
Granted, but you could only use it once.

i wish i had 4.0's and above all throughout high school
Nope.

  • 12.23.2012 9:31 PM PDT

So Says Shadroxon.


Posted by: Living Ozone

Posted by: aTALLmidget
I wish I had a scarab gun!
Granted, but you could only use it once.

i wish i had 4.0's and above all throughout high school
Granted, but you will fail college.

I wish I was omnipotent.

  • 12.23.2012 9:31 PM PDT

I wanted to become a recognized member of the flood, then I took an arrow in the knee.


Posted by: Living Ozone

Posted by: aTALLmidget
I wish I had a scarab gun!
Granted, but you could only use it once.

i wish i had 4.0's and above all throughout high school


Granted, but you cant get a GF.


I wish all games were cleansed of MLG try hards.

  • 12.23.2012 9:32 PM PDT

I wish I had a car that never needed to be filled with gas. Oh the money I would save.

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Posted by: TribalA13X 93

Posted by: Living Ozone

Posted by: aTALLmidget
I wish I had a scarab gun!
Granted, but you could only use it once.

i wish i had 4.0's and above all throughout high school


Granted, but you cant get a GF.


I wish all games were cleansed of MLG try hards.
Granted, but you no longer find games interesting

I wish i had the perfect body

  • 12.23.2012 9:33 PM PDT
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Posted by: NinjaLord77
I wish I had a car that never needed to be filled with gas. Oh the money I would save.
Granted, but the tires will wear out every month

I wish i had ice cream

  • 12.23.2012 9:34 PM PDT
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I aim to please.


Posted by: Living Ozone

Posted by: NinjaLord77
I wish I had a car that never needed to be filled with gas. Oh the money I would save.
Granted, but the tires will wear out every month

I wish i had ice cream


Granted, but your ice cream is middle-school grade ice cream

I wish I was mlg pro.

  • 12.23.2012 9:38 PM PDT
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Posted by: XRevelationX

Posted by: Living Ozone

Posted by: NinjaLord77
I wish I had a car that never needed to be filled with gas. Oh the money I would save.
Granted, but the tires will wear out every month

I wish i had ice cream


Granted, but your ice cream is middle-school grade ice cream

I wish I was mlg pro.
granted, but you also become hated member of the xbox live community

i wish i was facebook famous

  • 12.23.2012 9:39 PM PDT

Alt account #4 because i can!


Posted by: XRevelationX

Posted by: Living Ozone

Posted by: NinjaLord77
I wish I had a car that never needed to be filled with gas. Oh the money I would save.
Granted, but the tires will wear out every month

I wish i had ice cream


Granted, but your ice cream is middle-school grade ice cream

I wish I was mlg pro.


Granted, but no one will play with you. not even other pros

i wish i was covered in flawless women!

[Edited on 12.23.2012 9:40 PM PST]

  • 12.23.2012 9:39 PM PDT


Posted by: SawzeBawse

Posted by: XRevelationX

Posted by: Living Ozone

Posted by: NinjaLord77
I wish I had a car that never needed to be filled with gas. Oh the money I would save.
Granted, but the tires will wear out every month

I wish i had ice cream


Granted, but your ice cream is middle-school grade ice cream

I wish I was mlg pro.


Granted, but no one will play with you. not even other pros

i wish i was covered in flawless women!


Granted, but now you're into men!

I wish I was commander of my own star cruiser

  • 12.23.2012 9:41 PM PDT
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He who wishes for peace must first prepare for war.

I wish that nobody could counter this wish.

Aha! I've cheated the system!

  • 12.23.2012 9:41 PM PDT


Posted by: InClusions
I wish that nobody could counter this wish.

Aha! I've cheated the system!


Granted, but -

-blam!-! How does this work??!

  • 12.23.2012 9:42 PM PDT
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Posted by: InClusions
I wish that nobody could counter this wish.



Granted.

But you get AIDS.

  • 12.23.2012 9:42 PM PDT

Vinyl Scratch knows how to get the feeling alright
We are going to dance and party tonight
Tonight is the night that we're gonna lose it
So spin that record Vinyl Scratch, and never stop the music.


Posted by: InClusions
I wish that nobody could counter this wish.

Aha! I've cheated the system!
Granted but everyone hates you now due to the fact that you can't. I didn't counter this. It just happened on it's own.

I wish for the ability to grant my own wishes.

  • 12.23.2012 9:45 PM PDT

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