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He who wishes for peace must first prepare for war.

Now this is a story all about how
My life got boring, just like a cow

I'd like to tell you about it, Cause the story is good.
I'll tell you how I became a member of a forum called The Flood.

(Music plays... Music plays... Music plays)
In a game called Halo, born and raised.
Campaign and matchmaking was where I spent most of my days.

Chillin' out, maxin, relaxin all cool.
I'm shooting some BR's, 4 shotting the fools

When a couple of spartans, who were up to
no good,
Started making trouble in my gaming hood.

I got in one BR duel, and my team mates got scared.
They said if I hadn't gotten lucky, I would've been dead.

I thought long and hard about what I should do -
Maybe Bungie.net is where I can find my crew.



So I pulled up to the forums, feeling really sad
And then I thought, Hell, it can't be that bad.

I looked at the threads, and they were dirty like mud
So now I've been stuck here ever since, on the Flood.

  • 12.23.2012 10:20 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

*Slow clap*

  • 12.23.2012 10:21 PM PDT

"I will show you how a true Prussian officer fights!"

"And i will show you where the iron crosses grow..."

- "Cross of Iron"

That...actually was kind of good.

  • 12.23.2012 10:22 PM PDT
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I aim to please.

Let's make babies under the sunset, OP.

  • 12.23.2012 10:22 PM PDT
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He who wishes for peace must first prepare for war.


Posted by: Raptorx7
That...actually was kind of good.


I just twisted some words around here and there, nothing special.

  • 12.23.2012 10:23 PM PDT

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.

That was great.

  • 12.23.2012 10:24 PM PDT


Posted by: VitalHalofreak
*Slow clap*

  • 12.23.2012 10:28 PM PDT

Also inb4 op gets awl teh bichs

  • 12.23.2012 10:29 PM PDT
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He who wishes for peace must first prepare for war.


Posted by: DarkSunnyboy1
That was great.


It's actually pretty accurate.

I got to thinking one day, 'Maybe I can talk to some people on the Bungie forums'

So I came here to the Flood one day after winning a 49-50 Team Slayer battle where I got the game winning kill in a BR duel.

  • 12.23.2012 10:31 PM PDT

Don't litter, or God will rip your face off and feed it to a goat.

4/5

  • 12.23.2012 10:45 PM PDT

Not bad, OP. Soz for boring life.

  • 12.23.2012 10:48 PM PDT