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It's starting to aggrivate me how many posters come on here and claim they're "beta" and request very simple advice on life. While asking complete strangers for advice who's only purpose in life themselves is to troll people like you is fine, I'm going to lay it out nice and simple for you.
90% of all the threads requesting life advice on here share one of two problems.
1- You're over-complicating it.
2- You're putting the "-blam!- on a pedestal"
Seriously. You like a girl? Tell her. It's not that complicated. Going into, "well what if-" SHUT UP. See? Over complicating the whole thing right off the bat. A lot of people try giving false advice on life saying you need to do this and that, when in fact the easiest and best thing you can do is keep it simple.
Like a girl? Tell her. Having problems with someone? Tell them. Hungry? Make yourself a sandwhich. Adding in unnecessary details and making excuses gets you nowhere, you have a problem, you fix it. When your Nintendo 64 didn't work, what did you do? Go, "oh, well if I take it apart I'll void warranty and that's the only way to fix the issue" or did you take the cartridge, blow into it, and go back to playing your game? Excactly.
The second part I won't elaborate on, but simply put, you're thinking of women as another race entirely. They're not. They joke about the same stuff as you, like the same foods, and if all else fails and you still can't wrap your head around the concept they're human beings, imagine them taking a -blam!-. I'm being dead serious.
Of course there are some issues in life that can get complicated, but as I said, 90% of them on this forum are extremely simple issues. So please, before posting a dating advice thread, think about this. What would Nintendo 64 do?
Discuss.