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Subject: Alright, let's get some things straight...
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It's starting to aggrivate me how many posters come on here and claim they're "beta" and request very simple advice on life. While asking complete strangers for advice who's only purpose in life themselves is to troll people like you is fine, I'm going to lay it out nice and simple for you.

90% of all the threads requesting life advice on here share one of two problems.
1- You're over-complicating it.
2- You're putting the "-blam!- on a pedestal"

Seriously. You like a girl? Tell her. It's not that complicated. Going into, "well what if-" SHUT UP. See? Over complicating the whole thing right off the bat. A lot of people try giving false advice on life saying you need to do this and that, when in fact the easiest and best thing you can do is keep it simple.

Like a girl? Tell her. Having problems with someone? Tell them. Hungry? Make yourself a sandwhich. Adding in unnecessary details and making excuses gets you nowhere, you have a problem, you fix it. When your Nintendo 64 didn't work, what did you do? Go, "oh, well if I take it apart I'll void warranty and that's the only way to fix the issue" or did you take the cartridge, blow into it, and go back to playing your game? Excactly.

The second part I won't elaborate on, but simply put, you're thinking of women as another race entirely. They're not. They joke about the same stuff as you, like the same foods, and if all else fails and you still can't wrap your head around the concept they're human beings, imagine them taking a -blam!-. I'm being dead serious.

Of course there are some issues in life that can get complicated, but as I said, 90% of them on this forum are extremely simple issues. So please, before posting a dating advice thread, think about this. What would Nintendo 64 do?

Discuss.

  • 12.24.2012 12:52 AM PDT

LOL

  • 12.24.2012 12:53 AM PDT

Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle!

Well what if she finds out I'm over-complicating it?

  • 12.24.2012 12:53 AM PDT

We're only human.

  • 12.24.2012 12:53 AM PDT

Sometimes I am tempted to quit gaming. I can no longer play without seeing ponyphags, horrendously bad teammates and mexicans.

Gaming community, I want you to know that you suck.

So, do you take -blam!-s often?

...how do they smell?

  • 12.24.2012 12:54 AM PDT
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Wait, what would Nintendo 64 do?

  • 12.24.2012 12:55 AM PDT

deviantART

Hello.


Posted by: Connor CMC
So, do you take -blam!-s often?

...how do they smell?

  • 12.24.2012 12:56 AM PDT


Posted by: WrongLord

Posted by: Connor CMC
So, do you take -blam!-s often?

...how do they smell?

  • 12.24.2012 12:57 AM PDT

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.

Posted by: Connor CMC
So, do you take -blam!-s often?

...how do they smell?

Like -blam!-.

  • 12.24.2012 12:58 AM PDT

Sometimes I am tempted to quit gaming. I can no longer play without seeing ponyphags, horrendously bad teammates and mexicans.

Gaming community, I want you to know that you suck.


Posted by: DarkSunnyboy1
Posted by: Connor CMC
So, do you take -blam!-s often?

...how do they smell?

Like -blam!-.

Really? That's strange. Mine always smell great. Sticking Febreze up your bum may burn at first, but it works wonders.

  • 12.24.2012 1:00 AM PDT
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So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

-Gandalf

The human race is disgusting isn't it?

  • 12.24.2012 1:28 AM PDT

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.

Posted by: Decimator Omega
The human race is disgusting isn't it?

Nope.

  • 12.24.2012 1:29 AM PDT