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Subject: I am beta alien: I have to harvest a girl I like?

*hiss*

I recently met a human girl, and instead of harvesting her, I have fallen in love with her. But, my royal duty is to harvest her and expand my hive. I don't want to, but I'm conflicted. If I let her go, I might be killed by my queen. If I kill her, I may have just ruined my best chance at happiness.

Flood, do I harvest her, or let her go and die?
And if I tell her how I feel before I do either, how?

*hiss*

[Edited on 12.24.2012 2:07 AM PST]

  • 12.24.2012 2:05 AM PDT

@accordingto343

Your one stop shop for all of 343's fabulous errors and ridiculous notions in the Halo lore.

Keep the head, dispose of the rest.

  • 12.24.2012 2:05 AM PDT
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you didn't even hiss, I'm just not feeling it

  • 12.24.2012 2:06 AM PDT

*hiss*


Posted by: Elegiac
you didn't even hiss, I'm just not feeling it

I've been asleep for a while, give me a break will you?

*hiss*

  • 12.24.2012 2:07 AM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

Kill the queen and harvest it
/Derp logic solos

  • 12.24.2012 2:12 AM PDT
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who says you have to be an ace to have fun?

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Eh, unless you're a Gamma Alien, you don't have to do anything.

  • 12.24.2012 2:14 AM PDT

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  • 12.24.2012 2:18 AM PDT