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Subject: Flood, it's cold
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It's -35C over here today Flood. For you poor poor people who are kinda behind that means it's -31F. So it's a holly jolly Christmas Eve. I'm tired as hell. Almost fell asleep on the toilet but woke up to a cat on my shoulder. I have a feeling I'm sleepy because of how cold it is.

Anywho, blogs aside, I'm falling asleep again, so, in my absense, do something.

TL:DR This thread is about Bananas and *insert floodian input*



PS: Happy Christmas Eve, or for your non jesus people, have a happy whatever it is, or just a really nice day.

  • 12.24.2012 5:58 AM PDT
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Your 'beliefs' mean less than dick to me.

Where the hell do you live, the north pole?

  • 12.24.2012 5:59 AM PDT

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Canadia?

  • 12.24.2012 6:01 AM PDT
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Posted by: MrR46
Where the hell do you live, the north pole?


As a matter of fact, No. But I live close by, up in Northern Saskatchewan in Canada. My truck wont start.

  • 12.24.2012 6:01 AM PDT
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If you stick your dick out the door and pee, does the urine freeze before it hits the ground?

  • 12.24.2012 6:01 AM PDT
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Posted by: A Good Troll
If you stick your dick out the door and pee, does the urine freeze before it hits the ground?


That's a possiblle thing, yes. But I'd not want to do it for two reasons. My baby makers would shrink and implode into themselves in seconds, and my aim is so bad right now I'd probably piss on myself and freeze into a piss statue.

  • 12.24.2012 6:04 AM PDT
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Posted by: Sandtrap

Posted by: MrR46
Where the hell do you live, the north pole?


As a matter of fact, No. But I live close by, up in Northern Saskatchewan in Canada. My truck wont start.

Why do you stay there? I'm miserable when it's 10 degrees out, -31 I'd probably kill myself.

  • 12.24.2012 6:05 AM PDT

GAAAAYYY


Posted by: Sandtrap

Posted by: A Good Troll
If you stick your dick out the door and pee, does the urine freeze before it hits the ground?


That's a possiblle thing, yes. But I'd not want to do it for two reasons. My baby makers would shrink and implode into themselves in seconds, and my aim is so bad right now I'd probably piss on myself and freeze into a piss statue.

Holy -blam!-.

  • 12.24.2012 6:07 AM PDT
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Posted by: MrR46
Posted by: Sandtrap

Posted by: MrR46
Where the hell do you live, the north pole?


As a matter of fact, No. But I live close by, up in Northern Saskatchewan in Canada. My truck wont start.

Why do you stay there? I'm miserable when it's 10 degrees out, -31 I'd probably kill myself.


Well, I'm not exactly rich, and the majority of my family lives here. Anywhere else in Canada would be pretty much the same in winter time unlees you lived on the coast, which would give you freezing rain and cold winds for the whole of winter.

  • 12.24.2012 6:18 AM PDT

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Here's my advice.

  • 12.24.2012 6:19 AM PDT

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I wish it was that cold here in Australia...

On a side note, Merry Christmas!

  • 12.24.2012 6:23 AM PDT
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Posted by: JamesLongstreet
Here's my advice.


It's helpful, but the air is too cold. I'd strike the match and it'd probably shatter.

  • 12.24.2012 6:23 AM PDT

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Posted by: Sandtrap
My baby makers


lol.

  • 12.24.2012 6:28 AM PDT
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Posted by: paradox954
I wish it was that cold here in Australia...

On a side note, Merry Christmas!


No. No you do not. If you didn't have anti-freeze in your vehicle at this temperature, your engine would crack, and split in half. I'm happy to have gotten antfreeze that's good till -40c a few weeks ago.

Merry Smissmas. Keep going Flood, I must stay awake!

  • 12.24.2012 6:39 AM PDT

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Posted by: Sandtrap

Posted by: paradox954
I wish it was that cold here in Australia...

On a side note, Merry Christmas!


No. No you do not. If you didn't have anti-freeze in your vehicle at this temperature, your engine would crack, and split in half. I'm happy to have gotten antfreeze that's good till -40c a few weeks ago.

Merry Smissmas. Keep going Flood, I must stay awake!


I remember camping on the peak of a mountain while it was -25. I couldn't handle it. But you're on a whole new level. If I lived in your area, I would commit suicide.

  • 12.24.2012 6:45 AM PDT
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Posted by: M4L1K jr

Posted by: Sandtrap

Posted by: paradox954
I wish it was that cold here in Australia...

On a side note, Merry Christmas!


No. No you do not. If you didn't have anti-freeze in your vehicle at this temperature, your engine would crack, and split in half. I'm happy to have gotten antfreeze that's good till -40c a few weeks ago.

Merry Smissmas. Keep going Flood, I must stay awake!


I remember camping on the peak of a mountain while it was -25. I couldn't handle it. But you're on a whole new level. If I lived in your area, I would commit suicide.


Wanna hear the best part? The house/resturant I live in was built in the 1920s. It has the same windows from when it was built upstairs, along with three heat vents. It doesn't keep heat very well, so it's cold as hell no matter where I go. All I'd like to do today is sleep in my bed with my three warm blankets and my snowsuit just so I can feel like it's summer.

  • 12.24.2012 6:49 AM PDT
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inb4 op kills himself because everyone else says they would in his situation

[Edited on 12.24.2012 6:51 AM PST]

  • 12.24.2012 6:51 AM PDT

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I graduated from high school on June-11-2011. I'm 19 right now. I'm turning 20 in December. I like playing video games, and board games. I like reading Sci-Fi, and World War II novels, and what not.

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Posted by: Sandtrap
PS: Happy Christmas Eve, or for your non jesus people, have a happy whatever it is, or just a really nice day.

Today is my birthday ¦) I turned 20.

  • 12.24.2012 6:52 AM PDT
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Posted by: MrR46
inb4 op kills himself because everyone else says they would in his situation


I've been here for about 15 years, no worries. This is hardly the coldest winter I've been in.

  • 12.24.2012 6:53 AM PDT
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Posted by: BerzerkCommando
Posted by: Sandtrap
PS: Happy Christmas Eve, or for your non jesus people, have a happy whatever it is, or just a really nice day.

Today is my birthday ¦) I turned 20.


Grats friend, I turned the big 2 and 0 in October.

  • 12.24.2012 6:53 AM PDT

GAAAAYYY

OP Please post photo of what it looks like outside. pwettyyy pwleasee <3

  • 12.24.2012 6:55 AM PDT
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Just let the cold soothe you to sleep.

  • 12.24.2012 6:58 AM PDT

Country: United States.
State: Pennsylvania.
County: Warren.
I graduated from high school on June-11-2011. I'm 19 right now. I'm turning 20 in December. I like playing video games, and board games. I like reading Sci-Fi, and World War II novels, and what not.

"There is nothing better in the world than being better at a video game than someone else....oh wait"


Posted by: Sandtrap

Posted by: BerzerkCommando
Posted by: Sandtrap
PS: Happy Christmas Eve, or for your non jesus people, have a happy whatever it is, or just a really nice day.

Today is my birthday ¦) I turned 20.


Grats friend, I turned the big 2 and 0 in October.

Thanks. If you also live in the US one more year untill we can legally buy/drink.

  • 12.24.2012 6:58 AM PDT
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Posted by: Prototype117
OP Please post photo of what it looks like outside. pwettyyy pwleasee <3


If I had a camera with me, I would. Have no fear, some day, I will.

In the meantime, here is someone's video from an area near by to help you imagine what it looks like. Imagine this, but with more snow stuck to the trees.

  • 12.24.2012 6:59 AM PDT
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Posted by: BerzerkCommando

Posted by: Sandtrap

Posted by: BerzerkCommando
Posted by: Sandtrap
PS: Happy Christmas Eve, or for your non jesus people, have a happy whatever it is, or just a really nice day.

Today is my birthday ¦) I turned 20.


Grats friend, I turned the big 2 and 0 in October.

Thanks. If you also live in the US one more year untill we can legally buy/drink.


Legal drinking age over here is 19 lol.

  • 12.24.2012 7:00 AM PDT

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