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Subject: Make ridiculous medals for Halo 5!

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Make Lemonade!


Teabag twin #1 is here to kick ass and chew gum. And I'm all out of gum.

343 have hired you as Lead Medal Creator for Halo 5. Your job is to make as many medals as you see fit, catering to as many possible situations in the game as you can and making the player feel as if he/she has accomplished something as much as possible.

There is only one rule:

The medals you create can only be awarded to players who are benefiting their team i.e. no medals for dying 5 times in a row/

Conscientious Objector!

Win a team slayer gametype with no kills or deaths.

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Spend more than half the current game's time crouching.

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Spend more than half the current game's time crouching.


+1

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Noob:
Finish a team slayer game on the winning side with a negative k/d and assault rifle as your tool of destruction.

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T-bag seven different opponents in a single life.

  • 12.24.2012 6:33 AM PDT

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Contender-Kill five enemies with melee while your shields are down.

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Purchase this game. It's like returning home to an abusive husband.

  • 12.24.2012 6:36 AM PDT

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Enjoy your stay
Put Halo 5 into your Xbox

  • 12.24.2012 6:37 AM PDT

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Betray someone for a power weapon then suck with it.

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I hate you: Dont play the objective. Ever.

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Kill: Get a kill.
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Get killed so many times by the enemy team, your bodies trip their soldiers and clog their tank treads.

  • 12.24.2012 7:12 AM PDT

Unsuccessfully trying to bring science and reason to The Flood...

How about they work on bringing back the old ones that they stupidly left out?

Like the sniper headshot medal, or the weapons spree medals.

That would be my crazy suggestion.

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i love Tea! - kill 5 players and T-bag them in 1 life.

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