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Best Chuck Norris joke you have ever heard
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Chuck Norris is so fat, when he does the splits, his thighs are still touching.
Cuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris can count to infinity.....twice.
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Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobic, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.
OP, we have something called "memes".
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Chuck Norris doesn't go to the flood, the flood goes to Chuck Norris
I don't care (reply to the memes comment)[Edited on 12.24.2012 6:35 AM PST]
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Did you hear about the Chuck Norris joke that isn't just funny to twelve year olds?Neither did I.
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"Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker Championship with a Joker card, a 7 of Spades, a Monopoly Get out of Jail Free Card, a 2 of Clubs, and a Green #4 Uno card."I always liked that one the most.
"Through the fog the army moves on. Pushing through borders. Knocking over obstacles. Killing all enemies. Victory is secured, brothers, march on until the flag rises over the landscape."The Holy Council
He can dual wield two guns with one hand.
Posted by: Spartan9137I don't care (reply to the memes comment)This thread would be relevant when fads were still alive.
"Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet."
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Yes good point. Do you have a good Chuck Norris joke or what?This thread would be relevant when fads were still alive.[/quote]
Posted by: Spartan9137Yes good point. Do you have a good Chuck Norris joke or what?This thread would be relevant when fads were still alive.[/quote]lrn2quote
I only needed that quote.
Chuck Norris is the reason why waldo is hiding. Not the funniest one i have heard, but its just what comes to mind.
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"Chuck Norris was once bitten by a king cobra...after 5 days of agonizing pain, the cobra died."[Edited on 12.24.2012 6:59 AM PST]
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Posted by: Sheriff WoodyChuck Norris is so fat, when he does the splits, his thighs are still touching.
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Sorry, im not 12 anymore.
Every problem could be solved if modern society wasn't so damned stupid.
Chuck Norris owns no microwave, oven, or stove, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
Chuck Norris walked through a city with a boner... There were no survivors XD