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Subject: Best Chuck Norris joke you have ever heard
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Chuck Norris went to a football game and everybody came out pregnant.

  • 12.24.2012 7:28 AM PDT


Posted by: Dragondude80
They all suck.

  • 12.24.2012 7:32 AM PDT

Chuck Norris recently lost both his legs in a car accident.



He got up and walked away from it.

  • 12.24.2012 7:35 AM PDT
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They don't think it be like it is...


But it do.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information that he wants.

  • 12.24.2012 7:45 AM PDT

Posted by: BF117HALO
Cuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

This one.

  • 12.24.2012 8:21 AM PDT

So what, they are still funny. Don't be so humourless.

  • 12.24.2012 11:47 AM PDT
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Posted by: Dragondude80
They all suck.

  • 12.24.2012 11:47 AM PDT
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Chuck Norris was shot.

The funeral for the bullet will be held tomorrow.

  • 12.24.2012 11:48 AM PDT

Chuck Norris makes onions cry

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  • 12.24.2012 11:48 AM PDT

Fellow Floodian:
Posted by: Oh This Dude
I had a very similar thing, only I threw a 14 story building out of a pool and hit a kid on a paper aeroplane.


The Flood is just this awesome :D

Chuck Norris is a douche IRL and got killed by Bruce Lee.

  • 12.24.2012 11:48 AM PDT

-blam!- Was that actually blammed out? Or did I just type it? You'll never know.

His career.

  • 12.24.2012 11:49 AM PDT

"Chuck died yesterday, not a joke."

  • 12.24.2012 11:49 AM PDT

I'm not new I just don't care.

Sandtrap.

There is no best Chuck Norris joke, if he told us it we would all die.

  • 12.24.2012 11:50 AM PDT


Posted by: SilverBulitt82
Posted by: BF117HALO
Cuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

This one.


Chuck Norris can also do a wheelie on a penny-farthing.

  • 12.24.2012 11:53 AM PDT
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LeaveItYeah

Chuck Norris jokes were never funny.

  • 12.24.2012 11:53 AM PDT

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