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Subject: Twas the night before christmas! (A christmas poem!)

1st ban on 7-10-2011

Dont you worry about _____ let me worry about ____

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Incomprehensible gibberish.

When all through the flud
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mod
The stockings were hung, by Foman with care
In hopes that Achronos would soon be there

The floodians were nestled all snug in their threads
While visions of Hot topics danced in their heads
And Cena in his 'kerchief, and Vein in my cap
Had just settled their brains for a long winter nap

When out on page 1 there aroused such a clatter
I sprang out from my group to see what was the matter
Away to the page I flew like a flash
Dimmed down my moniter and threw up the keyboard

The moon on the breast of my new bought computer
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects on screen
When, what to my wandering eyes should appear
But a miniature thread with 8 simple letters

With a little OP so lively and quick
I knew in a moment it must be Achronos
More rapid than eagles the replies they came
And he whistled and shouted and quoted them by name!

And then, in a twinkling, I saw on page 7
The flaming and arguing as if from heaven
As I loaded the page and was reporting the horde
Down the replys Achronos came with his hounds

he was dressed all in gold, from his bar to his post
And his grammer was all tarnished due to eggnog and kush
A bundle of bans he had flung on his back
And he looked like a Yoozel, just banning the pack

His eyes how they twinkled! His dimples so merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow
And the white on his beard was as white as snow!

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the threads with gold, and even banned a jerk!
And laying his pointer aside of his name
And giving a nod, up the throughout Bungie he rose!

He sprang to his Bungie HQ, to the Web Team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard them exclaim, 'ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"

  • 12.24.2012 7:34 AM PDT
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXw6znXPfy4

  • 12.24.2012 7:36 AM PDT

OP spent hours writing this.

  • 12.24.2012 7:37 AM PDT

BrAdLeY

Amazing OP simply Amazing, You must of spent a lot of time on this!

  • 12.24.2012 7:39 AM PDT

What are these first person words you speak of?


Posted by: The S bot 9000
and Vein in my cap


... eww.

  • 12.24.2012 7:39 AM PDT

Man of God. Fan of Bungie. Eater of many Jr. Bacon cheeseburgers.

Impressive

  • 12.24.2012 7:41 AM PDT

1st ban on 7-10-2011

Dont you worry about _____ let me worry about ____

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Posted by: Teh puma

Posted by: The S bot 9000
and Vein in my cap


... eww.

Oh -blam!-, I should fix that....eh, i'll just live with it.

  • 12.24.2012 7:46 AM PDT

1st ban on 7-10-2011

Dont you worry about _____ let me worry about ____

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And a merry bunp to all! And to all a good night!

  • 12.24.2012 11:20 AM PDT


Posted by: BF117HALO
OP spent hours writing this.


Not really. He edited parts of the poem that was orginally posted, here.

  • 12.24.2012 11:23 AM PDT
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3rd edition. Now with more grunt.

TFS 4 lyfe

Festive... it warmed my heart.

  • 12.24.2012 11:24 AM PDT

1st ban on 7-10-2011

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Posted by: Mythical Wolf

Posted by: BF117HALO
OP spent hours writing this.


Not really. He edited parts of the poem that was orginally posted, here.

Actually, I edited the actual poem itself!

  • 12.24.2012 11:48 AM PDT