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Subject: Worst Thing That can happen on Christmas Eve?

Butt ugly ape” remarked Sergeant Johnson always making fun out of the situation even though he had been hit by a spiker round in the arm. He mustered up the strength to continue and the team moved on. The Arbiter informed him that the next room held The Prophet of Truth and this was the final room before extraction. Jun proposed that he takes a shot from a distance the prophet and they all head back to the ship bay for extraction. The team agreed on this and breached the last door…

I think it is figuring out that your only present is Halo Wars.

lol

Actually now I think it is having a hemorrhoid before you go to church/
*shivers*

What do you guys think?

[Edited on 12.24.2012 7:48 AM PST]

  • 12.24.2012 7:40 AM PDT

Posted by: Billygoat456
I'll bring the tritium laser cutters if you bring the beer!

Funny story.

Cancer or something.

  • 12.24.2012 7:41 AM PDT

no you cant have my gamertag

Posted by: cgauthier7304
I think it is figuring out that your only present is AIDS.

  • 12.24.2012 7:41 AM PDT

Rock bottom is no place to set up camp. Especially in the dark.

Well last year my aunt had a heart attack and died.

I wish I was kidding. :/

  • 12.24.2012 7:41 AM PDT

Go put your head through a mass spectrometer. One of two things will occur:
1. Your head will explode :)

2. [Error No Element(s) Found]

Xbox/wifi not working = suicide

  • 12.24.2012 7:43 AM PDT
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Skinned alive designer ware, fashion shades and salon hair, heels to help where nature failed, artificial teeth and nails, no!

Health and Fitness.

Death, obviously.

  • 12.24.2012 7:43 AM PDT

Better pissed off then pissed on

ww3

  • 12.24.2012 7:44 AM PDT

BrAdLeY

something along the lines of death

  • 12.24.2012 7:44 AM PDT

GAAAAYYY


Posted by: Mister Donut
Well last year my aunt had a heart attack and died.

I wish I was kidding. :/

Sorry to hear that bro. Wish you well.

  • 12.24.2012 7:45 AM PDT

Go put your head through a mass spectrometer. One of two things will occur:
1. Your head will explode :)

2. [Error No Element(s) Found]

Having to listen to 5 5 year olds whining about halo, shut the F up, you dont know anything, learn to appreciate things you spoilt brats.

*Bp drops*

  • 12.24.2012 7:45 AM PDT


Posted by: cgauthier7304
I think it is figuring out that your only present is Halo Wars.

lol

What do you guys think?


If you honestly believe this then that's kind of sad. I can think of way more awful things (in fact I liked halo wars)

I remember on christmas day last year I had to rush my new parrot I had gotten back to the breeder, it died a week later... that bird cost me over a thousand dollars (and I was just starting to get attached to it), luckily the breeder replaced her.

  • 12.24.2012 7:47 AM PDT
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No egg nog.

[Edited on 12.24.2012 8:35 AM PST]

  • 12.24.2012 7:47 AM PDT

Having you soul sucked out by a demon, and then watching said demon -blam!- your soul in front of you, whilst simultaneously being raped by that demon's brother, fred.

  • 12.24.2012 7:49 AM PDT

Butt ugly ape” remarked Sergeant Johnson always making fun out of the situation even though he had been hit by a spiker round in the arm. He mustered up the strength to continue and the team moved on. The Arbiter informed him that the next room held The Prophet of Truth and this was the final room before extraction. Jun proposed that he takes a shot from a distance the prophet and they all head back to the ship bay for extraction. The team agreed on this and breached the last door…


Posted by: gaurdianAQsclone

Posted by: cgauthier7304
I think it is figuring out that your only present is Halo Wars.

lol

What do you guys think?


If you honestly believe this then that's kind of sad. I can think of way more awful things (in fact I liked halo wars)

I remember on christmas day last year I had to rush my new parrot I had gotten back to the breeder, it died a week later... that bird cost me over a thousand dollars (and I was just starting to get attached to it), luckily the breeder replaced her.


u know that it was just a joke right? You probably do. But even that still can't be the worse since it got replaced.

  • 12.24.2012 7:50 AM PDT

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

First would be death, second would be your tree bursting into flames and all the costly gifts below.

  • 12.24.2012 7:50 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

Here's my story

It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn't home. So Mom called the office. No answer. Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart. It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That's when I noticed the smell. The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.

  • 12.24.2012 7:55 AM PDT


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Here's my story

It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn't home. So Mom called the office. No answer. Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart. It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That's when I noticed the smell. The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.
lyk dis if u cry evrytiem

  • 12.24.2012 7:56 AM PDT
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"The one who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd. The one who walks alone, is likely to find himself in places no one has ever been."
-Albert Einstein

"To live is the rarest thing in the word. Most people exist, that is all"
-Oscar Wilde

Steam


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie


...
Please tell me that isn't real.
Please.

:[

  • 12.24.2012 7:57 AM PDT

Butt ugly ape” remarked Sergeant Johnson always making fun out of the situation even though he had been hit by a spiker round in the arm. He mustered up the strength to continue and the team moved on. The Arbiter informed him that the next room held The Prophet of Truth and this was the final room before extraction. Jun proposed that he takes a shot from a distance the prophet and they all head back to the ship bay for extraction. The team agreed on this and breached the last door…


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Here's my story

It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn't home. So Mom called the office. No answer. Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart. It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That's when I noticed the smell. The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.


OMG. Honestly, bro are u alright after that?

  • 12.24.2012 7:57 AM PDT

Call me Stu

natural disaster occurring.

  • 12.24.2012 7:58 AM PDT
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Totaling your car

  • 12.24.2012 7:58 AM PDT

Go put your head through a mass spectrometer. One of two things will occur:
1. Your head will explode :)

2. [Error No Element(s) Found]

Holy -blam!- (no offence), man, i feel for you i really do. My beloved Grandma, the best person in the world died around the same time, my new year wasnt as full of joy as it would have been.

  • 12.24.2012 7:58 AM PDT

I r guy who gun to teach u lesson

Death.

  • 12.24.2012 7:59 AM PDT

How about this?

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  • 12.24.2012 8:00 AM PDT


Posted by: cgauthier7304

Posted by: gaurdianAQsclone

Posted by: cgauthier7304
I think it is figuring out that your only present is Halo Wars.

lol

What do you guys think?


If you honestly believe this then that's kind of sad. I can think of way more awful things (in fact I liked halo wars)

I remember on christmas day last year I had to rush my new parrot I had gotten back to the breeder, it died a week later... that bird cost me over a thousand dollars (and I was just starting to get attached to it), luckily the breeder replaced her.


u know that it was just a joke right? You probably do. But even that still can't be the worse since it got replaced.


oh you're definitely right, I could think of a lot worse things.

Worst thing I could think of is being away from family/friends, your house gets burned down, and you find out your family is dead... That would be the worst thing I could think of.

[Edited on 12.24.2012 8:05 AM PST]

  • 12.24.2012 8:05 AM PDT

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