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Subject: Worst Thing That can happen on Christmas Eve?

You, I don't like you.

Posted by: jew man man
Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie


...
Please tell me that isn't real.
Please.

:[

No, it's copypasta.

  • 12.24.2012 8:06 AM PDT
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Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Here's my story

It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn't home. So Mom called the office. No answer. Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart. It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That's when I noticed the smell. The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.


That explains why you're a twisted -blam!- sociopath...

  • 12.24.2012 8:08 AM PDT
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"The one who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd. The one who walks alone, is likely to find himself in places no one has ever been."
-Albert Einstein

"To live is the rarest thing in the word. Most people exist, that is all"
-Oscar Wilde

Steam


Posted by: Dr Refrigorator
Posted by: jew man man
Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie


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Please tell me that isn't real.
Please.

:[

No, it's copypasta.


No. It's from Gremlins. I took it upon myself to Google it.

  • 12.24.2012 8:08 AM PDT

If I ever see anyone post in a thread "That's your opinion", I immediately lose all respect for them.

Also, if you're discussing a topic with me and you resort to name calling, pull "life checks", or just call anything you don't agree with retarded without giving legitimate reasons, don't expect me to take you serious in anyway what so ever.

Well, there are tons of bad things that can happen to you, but all are pretty implausible. One thing that did happen to me on christmas eve though, was I was banned from a particular chain of stores after being accused of shoplifting.

Doing last minute xmas shopping and bring my business to their store then get accused of stealing. Dat customer service.

  • 12.24.2012 8:28 AM PDT

Kitchen fire

  • 12.24.2012 8:30 AM PDT

Doc: "i'm a pacifist"
Caboose: "your a thing that babies suck on?"
Tucker: "no dude, that's a pedephile"
Church: "tucker, i think he means a pacifier"

Death in the family.

  • 12.24.2012 8:31 AM PDT


Posted by: GreenMonkey123
Xbox/wifi not working = suicide


Bye have a great time!

  • 12.24.2012 8:32 AM PDT

I <3 Halo 2 and Trombones ^.^

You're the dick who hits on other peoples girlfriends.
Posted by: AJ7188

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Here's my story

It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn't home. So Mom called the office. No answer. Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart. It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That's when I noticed the smell. The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.


That explains why you're a twisted -blam!- sociopath...

  • 12.24.2012 8:47 AM PDT

This is a truly terrible signature.


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Here's my story

It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn't home. So Mom called the office. No answer. Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart. It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That's when I noticed the smell. The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.

Nice 'Gremlins' reference ;)

  • 12.24.2012 8:47 AM PDT
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Cancer /thread

[Edited on 12.24.2012 8:49 AM PST]

  • 12.24.2012 8:48 AM PDT

Dear tomorrow, Find some sensibility, Respond to emotion.
Dear Politician, Define sagacity,
All chances of survival are beginning to diminish.
Comedy is no excuse for our own blasphemies.
Mass media, Mass pessimism, Mass Denial.
My television tells me to panic, but I don't think I'll listen.
The apathetic force us to persevere, with their backwards priorities.

Disembowelment.

  • 12.24.2012 9:00 AM PDT
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I've been playing Halo since 2002. My earliest memories include hiding at the shotgun window on Damnation and killing my dad with grenades while playing co-op on Pillar of Autumn.

Getting shot while fighting a fire in New York.

  • 12.24.2012 9:00 AM PDT

Do I really need a signature?


Posted by: ZiIch
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I think it is figuring out that your only present is AIDS.


lol Merry Christmas you get AIDS.

  • 12.24.2012 9:01 AM PDT

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