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Subject: Master Chief with no armor vs 1,000,000 Housecats

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Poll: Master Chief with no armor vs 1,000,000 Housecats  [closed]
Chief:  25%
(47 Votes)
Cats:  75%
(139 Votes)
Total Votes: 186

Right after he gets his armor removed, the ship is invaded by the cat army!

One million cats are poised to unleash furry vengeance on the Earth. All that stands between them and victory is Master Chief Petty Officer Sierra 117!

He has no armor, and is only armed with a combat knife.

The cats are a mix from kitten hood to full grown, none are declawed.

  • 12.24.2012 8:40 AM PDT

I like to play Reach for fun. I hate MLG, campers, armor lock, and team killers because they ruin that fun. Deal with it.

This is inevitable. Cats will kill us all.

  • 12.24.2012 8:41 AM PDT

Doc: "i'm a pacifist"
Caboose: "your a thing that babies suck on?"
Tucker: "no dude, that's a pedephile"
Church: "tucker, i think he means a pacifier"

MC is so screwed.

  • 12.24.2012 8:41 AM PDT
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The Master Cat Petty Officer???

  • 12.24.2012 8:43 AM PDT

Presuming it takes 1 second to kill a cat that would be over 12 days of punching, after which the master chief would die of fatigue.

  • 12.24.2012 8:47 AM PDT

Respect skill, Not rank.

http://fcwars.net/

chief swings his arm, takes out 20 cats.

  • 12.24.2012 8:48 AM PDT

You look around.You fire your weapon before you realize.
Its just me. I fall and you walk up. You cry why.
When i pop up. You look at me in wonder. I say,"ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL."
You bend to my will and go to a cliff, walk off, and fall.
The last thing you hear is me stating as fact,"All will fail the battle of life, you just went early"

Plot twist: 1,000,000 dogs join MC in the battle against the cats!

Earth is saved!

  • 12.24.2012 8:49 AM PDT

Rise of the Kittens.

  • 12.24.2012 8:50 AM PDT

Doc: "i'm a pacifist"
Caboose: "your a thing that babies suck on?"
Tucker: "no dude, that's a pedephile"
Church: "tucker, i think he means a pacifier"

Does the feline army have the Mjolnir cat helmets?

  • 12.24.2012 8:50 AM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

You can't just give the cats such a huge advantage and screw over chief and make him not even close to full power.

[Edited on 12.24.2012 8:51 AM PST]

  • 12.24.2012 8:50 AM PDT

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Posted by: SweetTRIX
Does the feline army have the Mjolnir cat helmets?
of course.

  • 12.24.2012 8:51 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: spartain ken 15
You can't just give the cats such a huge advantage and screw over chief and make him not even close to full power.
its my scenario, I could do what I want. And in this thread he has no armor and is against the Cat Army.

  • 12.24.2012 8:52 AM PDT

Doc: "i'm a pacifist"
Caboose: "your a thing that babies suck on?"
Tucker: "no dude, that's a pedephile"
Church: "tucker, i think he means a pacifier"


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: SweetTRIX
Does the feline army have the Mjolnir cat helmets?
of course.

Yup, MC is boned.

  • 12.24.2012 8:52 AM PDT
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I use a signature because I can

WWII Russia

  • 12.24.2012 8:52 AM PDT
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go kittehs

  • 12.24.2012 8:53 AM PDT

Do I really need a signature?


Posted by: ODSTworrior94
This is inevitable. Cats will kill us all.

  • 12.24.2012 8:54 AM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

How did the cats get on the ship?

Why would they want to kill people?

How would they control the UNSC ship (If you are talking about the Infinity, it is also controlled by an AI, all he has to do is seal some of the sections of the ship and remove the air.).

[Edited on 12.24.2012 8:55 AM PST]

  • 12.24.2012 8:54 AM PDT

Do I really need a signature?


Posted by: spartain ken 15
You can't just give the cats such a huge advantage and screw over chief and make him not even close to full power.


Yes he can.

  • 12.24.2012 8:54 AM PDT
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.

Wow, way to ruin Halo 5.

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Eh, batman could do it.

  • 12.24.2012 8:55 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: spartain ken 15
How did the cats get on the ship?

Why would they want to kill people?

How would they control the UNSC ship?
Covenant assault pods.

Their cats, they need a reason?

Touch panels.

  • 12.24.2012 8:55 AM PDT
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Posted by: spartain ken 15
How did the cats get on the ship?

Why would they want to kill people?

How would they control the UNSC ship (If you are talking about the Infinity, it is also controlled by an AI, all he has to do is seal some of the sections of the ship and remove the air.).
They're on Earth, not in a ship.

  • 12.24.2012 8:55 AM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: spartain ken 15
How did the cats get on the ship?

Why would they want to kill people?

How would they control the UNSC ship?
Covenant assault pods.

Their cats, they need a reason?

Touch panels.


How did cats get Covenant Tech and have the intelligence to use it or where did the Covenant get all those cats?

Domesticated cats don't normally attempt to kill people, they have been breed for thousands of years to docile and lack much of the killing instincts of their wild counterparts.

Touch panels? lol

  • 12.24.2012 8:59 AM PDT


Posted by: spartain ken 15

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: spartain ken 15
How did the cats get on the ship?

Why would they want to kill people?

How would they control the UNSC ship?
Covenant assault pods.

Their cats, they need a reason?

Touch panels.


How did cats get Covenant Tech and have the intelligence to use it or where did the Covenant get all those cats?

Domesticated cats don't normally attempt to kill people, they have been breed for thousands of years to docile and lack much of the killing instincts of their wild counterparts.

Touch panels? lol


We've all seen the video about your trolling, just stop.

  • 12.24.2012 9:00 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: spartain ken 15

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: spartain ken 15
How did the cats get on the ship?

Why would they want to kill people?

How would they control the UNSC ship?
Covenant assault pods.

Their cats, they need a reason?

Touch panels.


How did cats get Covenant Tech and have the intelligence to use it or where did the Covenant get all those cats?

Domesticated cats don't normally attempt to kill people, they have been breed for thousands of years to docile and lack much of the killing instincts of their wild counterparts.

Touch panels? lol


Cats have always had the intelligence. Their acting silly by chasing string has been a ruse.

Cats are always trying to kill us. They always have. When a lax Elite security officer left a door open on. Frigate, they sprang into action.

Yes, touch panels.

  • 12.24.2012 9:01 AM PDT

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