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Subject: Master Chief with no armor vs 1,000,000 Housecats
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I've been playing Halo since 2002. My earliest memories include hiding at the shotgun window on Damnation and killing my dad with grenades while playing co-op on Pillar of Autumn.


Posted by: silversleek 117
chief swings his arm, takes out 20 cats.


Braindead fanboy detected. How's 343's ass taste? Sorry to burst your bubble, but MC isn't invincible. I know it's difficult to come to terms with.

  • 12.24.2012 9:02 AM PDT
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3rd edition. Now with more grunt.

TFS 4 lyfe


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Posted by: silversleek 117
chief swings his arm, takes out 20 cats.


Braindead fanboy detected. How's 343's ass taste? Sorry to burst your bubble, but MC isn't invincible. I know it's difficult to come to terms with.


Way to go ruin a funny thread.


OT: Cats, even if it was just one.

  • 12.24.2012 9:06 AM PDT

You better close this sig when your done.

The Chief could probably take out a good number of them but the cats will eventually overcome him.

  • 12.24.2012 9:09 AM PDT

You, I don't like you.

The cats win, but with great casualties.

  • 12.24.2012 9:11 AM PDT

20 cats would be too much to handle for him.

  • 12.24.2012 9:14 AM PDT
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Chief doesn't have to kill all of them to break their morale and route them.

  • 12.24.2012 9:16 AM PDT

Better pissed off then pissed on

ww1 russia

  • 12.24.2012 9:19 AM PDT

You look around.You fire your weapon before you realize.
Its just me. I fall and you walk up. You cry why.
When i pop up. You look at me in wonder. I say,"ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL."
You bend to my will and go to a cliff, walk off, and fall.
The last thing you hear is me stating as fact,"All will fail the battle of life, you just went early"


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Posted by: silversleek 117
chief swings his arm, takes out 20 cats.


Braindead fanboy detected. How's 343's ass taste? Sorry to burst your bubble, but MC isn't invincible. I know it's difficult to come to terms with.


Major butthurt detected! Major butthurt detected!

  • 12.24.2012 9:21 AM PDT
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Cats but Chief would walk all over them in his armour.

  • 12.24.2012 9:21 AM PDT
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LOL @ ur SW@G


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Right after he gets his armor removed, the ship is invaded by the cat army!

One million cats are poised to unleash furry vengeance on the Earth. All that stands between them and victory is Master Chief Petty Officer Sierra 117!

He has no armor, and is only armed with a combat knife.

The cats are a mix from kitten hood to full grown, none are declawed.







Chief


  • 12.24.2012 9:21 AM PDT

"A good player wins a 1v1, a great player avoids one." - T00lB0X

lol at Spartan Ken taking thread seriously.

  • 12.24.2012 9:27 AM PDT

The Game

He could just get into a Mantis and stomp them into oblivion.

  • 12.24.2012 9:27 AM PDT
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Cats win because Chief wouldn't kill cats mercilessly.

Or did you mean Kat?

  • 12.24.2012 9:29 AM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.

MC throws his knife at the ship's self-destruct button and jumps into an escape pod.

Boom done. /thread

Now can ken shut up?

  • 12.24.2012 9:29 AM PDT


Posted by: joedanny96

Posted by: silversleek 117
chief swings his arm, takes out 20 cats.


Braindead fanboy detected. How's 343's ass taste? Sorry to burst your bubble, but MC isn't invincible. I know it's difficult to come to terms with.


No cortana will instantly put him in a hard light shield that resists point blank nuclear detonation.

  • 12.24.2012 9:30 AM PDT

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I think if he went into a room with weapons, he could just hold the door partially open and have an instant choke point. SO I think he could win. Or he could drop a bomb in the ship and just run away.

  • 12.24.2012 9:36 AM PDT

I r guy who gun to teach u lesson


Posted by: MongotheRed
Plot twist: 1,000,000 dogs join MC in the battle against the cats!

Earth is saved!


lol this post.

  • 12.24.2012 9:50 AM PDT

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Posted by: Elegiac
Chief doesn't have to kill all of them to break their morale and route them.
You underestimate the will of the cats.

As they approach Chief hears one yell:

AND WHAT IS STEP TWO?!?!?

To which the others meowed: ASCEND FROM DARKNESS!!!

[Edited on 12.24.2012 9:55 AM PST]

  • 12.24.2012 9:50 AM PDT

Best. Vs thread. Ever.

OT: MC is beyond screwed.

  • 12.24.2012 9:51 AM PDT
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Depending on the enviorment chief could easily win.

Just trick all the cats into a nearby body of water and he wins.

  • 12.24.2012 9:52 AM PDT

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Posted by: Askinquestions23
Depending on the enviorment chief could easily win.

Just trick all the cats into a nearby body of water and he wins.
Do you think he could? Really?

He's standing in the vehicle bay, his armor has just been taken off, then suddenly a million cats rush the room and like a furry tide of death sweep away all resistance in seconds.

Chief is standing there, basically naked, with only a combat knife...

  • 12.24.2012 9:58 AM PDT

"Halo! Its divine wind will rush through the stars, propelling all who are worthy along the path to salvation."

Destroy the ship's fusion reactors. He may die, but he would be saving humanity.

  • 12.24.2012 10:01 AM PDT

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Posted by: greatestSheriff
Destroy the ship's fusion reactors. He may die, but he would be saving humanity.
To get to them he's gotta fight his way through one million housecats. All being led by the cat version of Viktor Reznov.

  • 12.24.2012 10:05 AM PDT
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Posted by: Elegiac
Chief doesn't have to kill all of them to break their morale and route them.
You underestimate the will of the cats.

As they approach Chief hears one yell:

AND WHAT IS STEP TWO?!?!?

To which the others meowed: ASCEND FROM DARKNESS!!!
damn that's morbid

Oh well, it's time for Chief's ace in the hole: His luck factor.

  • 12.24.2012 10:07 AM PDT

everything/anything can be compared to sand on a beach

come on guys 1 million? hes way outnumbered!!

  • 12.24.2012 10:07 AM PDT

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