- MyNameIsCharlie
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Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.
Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
Posted by: Elegiac
Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Posted by: Elegiac
Chief doesn't have to kill all of them to break their morale and route them.You underestimate the will of the cats.
As they approach Chief hears one yell:
AND WHAT IS STEP TWO?!?!?
To which the others meowed: ASCEND FROM DARKNESS!!!damn that's morbid
Oh well, it's time for Chief's ace in the hole: His luck factor.His luck evaporated the second that door exploded in and a million furry executioners poured into the room looking for his blood...and tuna...and milk....and probably a sunny place to nap.