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Subject: Master Chief with no armor vs 1,000,000 Housecats

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

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Posted by: Elegiac

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

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Chief doesn't have to kill all of them to break their morale and route them.
You underestimate the will of the cats.

As they approach Chief hears one yell:

AND WHAT IS STEP TWO?!?!?

To which the others meowed: ASCEND FROM DARKNESS!!!
damn that's morbid

Oh well, it's time for Chief's ace in the hole: His luck factor.
His luck evaporated the second that door exploded in and a million furry executioners poured into the room looking for his blood...and tuna...and milk....and probably a sunny place to nap.

  • 12.24.2012 10:11 AM PDT

Skwid

Really Charlie? You of all people...

I've now lost my last shred of faith in humanity...

  • 12.24.2012 10:14 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: I Senor Skwid I
Really Charlie? You of all people...

I've now lost my last shred of faith in humanity...
What? This is the internet. The serious conversation and trolling are counterbalanced by light hearted threads that make you smile.

  • 12.24.2012 10:15 AM PDT

MC will fall by the first cat scratch, and cats will win without any casualties.

  • 12.24.2012 10:16 AM PDT

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Posted by: greatestSheriff
Destroy the ship's fusion reactors. He may die, but he would be saving humanity.
To get to them he's gotta fight his way through one million housecats. All being led by the cat version of Viktor Reznov.
A cat version of Viktor Reznov? That's it? I thought that they were each a cat version of the Arbiter, Chief now has more chances. He can just go through them quckly enough with his enhanced super-human speed and get to Engineering.

  • 12.24.2012 10:16 AM PDT

Skwid


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: I Senor Skwid I
Really Charlie? You of all people...

I've now lost my last shred of faith in humanity...
What? This is the internet. The serious conversation and trolling are counterbalanced by light hearted threads that make you smile.

I don't know what this "internet" you speak of is but I don't like the sounds of it.

MC gets cat scratch fever, and dies. The end.

[Edited on 12.24.2012 10:18 AM PST]

  • 12.24.2012 10:17 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: greatestSheriff

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: greatestSheriff
Destroy the ship's fusion reactors. He may die, but he would be saving humanity.
To get to them he's gotta fight his way through one million housecats. All being led by the cat version of Viktor Reznov.
A cat version of Viktor Reznov? That's it? I thought that they were each a cat version of the Arbiter, Chief now has more chances. He can just go through them quckly enough with his enhanced super-human speed and get to Engineering.


This is the Reznov kitty and These are his minions

  • 12.24.2012 10:19 AM PDT

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  • 12.24.2012 10:25 AM PDT
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The Kitties.

  • 12.24.2012 10:28 AM PDT
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As Blue 2 put it on Jericho VII:

Piss poor odds for the little guys.

  • 12.24.2012 10:58 AM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

WW2 Russia solos

  • 12.24.2012 10:59 AM PDT

"I'm afraid of the man I'll become if I lay my life down for the people I don't even care for"

The cats obviously....

  • 12.24.2012 10:59 AM PDT

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Masterchief pulls out a secret ball of yarn he had in his pocket and throws it at the herd.

Master chief is saved! but for how long?

  • 12.24.2012 11:02 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: Swagoth Ur
The Kitties.
that was EPIC

  • 12.24.2012 12:03 PM PDT
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[Edited on 12.24.2012 12:11 PM PST]

  • 12.24.2012 12:09 PM PDT

Obviously the cats. Unless he had a very good weapon.

  • 12.24.2012 12:26 PM PDT

I think I love you...

They're gonna have to clean Chief up from a litter box.




Cats.

  • 12.24.2012 12:56 PM PDT

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Posted by: spartain ken 15
How did the cats get on the ship?

Why would they want to kill people?

How would they control the UNSC ship (If you are talking about the Infinity, it is also controlled by an AI, all he has to do is seal some of the sections of the ship and remove the air.).
More proof in the ever-growing case that ken hates fun.

  • 12.24.2012 12:58 PM PDT

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Posted by: SweetTRIX
MC is so screwed.

  • 12.24.2012 12:58 PM PDT

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That's not how you spell "WH:40K solos".

  • 12.24.2012 1:05 PM PDT

MC wont stand a chance.

  • 12.24.2012 1:07 PM PDT
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Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
A real test of a man is if he is willing to scrape a sharpened razor up and down his junk just to please a woman.

How about Master Chief in Mjolnir vs 1000000 cats?

  • 12.24.2012 1:17 PM PDT

The tide is turning, brothers! Let us take our kingdom back!

Well, he may be fast and strong, but one million cats? I think it goes to the cats.

  • 12.24.2012 1:25 PM PDT

Generalizations.
Helping idiots hate other idiots since people have existed.

Cats would be so cute that they would implode.

  • 12.24.2012 1:35 PM PDT

Come on, CHIEF! He can lure them into the airlock and release them to space! Rinse and repeat, Chief wins!

  • 12.24.2012 1:37 PM PDT

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