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Subject: Master Chief with no armor vs 1,000,000 Housecats

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

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Posted by: Sh1n1ng Wolf
How about Master Chief in Mjolnir vs 1000000 cats?
Exactly, its a furry zerg rush.

  • 12.24.2012 1:55 PM PDT
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And then the Walking Man shot all 1,000,001 of them to death.

[Edited on 12.24.2012 2:01 PM PST]

  • 12.24.2012 1:57 PM PDT

-blam!- Was that actually blammed out? Or did I just type it? You'll never know.

One life vs 9,000,000? Goodbye Chief.

  • 12.24.2012 1:58 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: And Im Here Too
And then the Walking Man shot all 1,000,001 of them to death.
All he has is his skivvies and a combat knife.

  • 12.24.2012 2:17 PM PDT

Gather around the campfire, once it goes out, it's out for good.

The universe is ran on outdated hardware, the massive amount of onscreen characters crashes the game, thus no one wins.

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Posted by: And Im Here Too
And then the Walking Man shot all 1,000,001 of them to death.
All he has is his skivvies and a combat knife.


The Walking Man wouldn't need a weapon to deal some naked supersoldier guy and a few kittens.

  • 12.24.2012 2:25 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


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Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: And Im Here Too
And then the Walking Man shot all 1,000,001 of them to death.
All he has is his skivvies and a combat knife.


The Walking Man wouldn't need a weapon to deal some naked supersoldier guy and a few kittens.
Randall Flagg?

  • 12.24.2012 2:27 PM PDT
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Mister Chief would win.

  • 12.24.2012 2:27 PM PDT

"We live in a special time; the only time where we can observationally verify that we live in a very special time" - Lawrence Krauss.

I was a finalist :P

That's how Chief will die in Halo 9.

  • 12.24.2012 2:30 PM PDT

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Looks like the Master Chief is getting a lot of pu$$y.

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One cat would be able to destroy Master Chief.

  • 12.24.2012 2:32 PM PDT

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Chief runs towards them to only be greated by this.
He goes awwww at which point Cattank arrives and destroys the Chief.

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Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: And Im Here Too
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Posted by: And Im Here Too
And then the Walking Man shot all 1,000,001 of them to death.
All he has is his skivvies and a combat knife.


The Walking Man wouldn't need a weapon to deal some naked supersoldier guy and a few kittens.
Randall Flagg?


If Randall Flagg is the Wrath of God in the world of men, then yeah, him.

  • 12.24.2012 2:35 PM PDT
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Basically the same thing that happened to Noble Six with cats instead of elites...

[Edited on 12.24.2012 2:48 PM PST]

  • 12.24.2012 2:47 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: TwistedDippy666
Chief runs towards them to only be greated by this.
He goes awwww at which point Cattank arrives and destroys the Chief.

Cat tanks beat ghost
Cat tanks beat hunters

  • 12.24.2012 3:12 PM PDT

Just because he is a badass doesn't mean his unarmored body is any different from anyone else's so no.

  • 12.24.2012 3:14 PM PDT

Not even the most battle-hardened super soldier could harm a cat.

  • 12.24.2012 3:15 PM PDT


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: TwistedDippy666
Chief runs towards them to only be greated by this.
He goes awwww at which point Cattank arrives and destroys the Chief.

Cat tanks beat ghost
Cat tanks beat hunters

Cat tank beats EVERYTHING! Man, I could do this all day!

  • 12.24.2012 3:17 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


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Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: TwistedDippy666
Chief runs towards them to only be greated by this.
He goes awwww at which point Cattank arrives and destroys the Chief.

Cat tanks beat ghost
Cat tanks beat hunters

Cat tank beats EVERYTHING! Man, I could do this all day!


NOTHING Stands before the might of Cat Tank!

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Posted by: silversleek 117
chief swings his arm, takes out 20 cats.


Braindead fanboy detected. How's 343's ass taste? Sorry to burst your bubble, but MC isn't invincible. I know it's difficult to come to terms with.

Chief could take them. His skin and muscles are way more dense than regular people.

  • 12.24.2012 5:54 PM PDT

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