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  • Subject: A Merry Halo Jingle
Subject: A Merry Halo Jingle

Never give up, never surrender!

Note: The following Halo jingle is satire and is not ment to offend anybody.

Crusin' through Ragnarok
In a cardboard hog
Over the hills we go
Movement speed so slow
Combo-ing the hog
I really wish I'd walked
Getting killed by boltshot noobs
I'm really getting mocked

Jingle Bells, Halo 4 Smells
343s lost the plot
Ordnance Drops
Seems like Blops
Prepare the slingshot

Jingle Bells, Halo 4 Smells
343s working hard
Theatre works
I love perks
What a pack of jerks

  • 12.24.2012 11:42 AM PDT
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Someone got mad beacuse he can't BXR.

[Edited on 12.24.2012 11:43 AM PST]

  • 12.24.2012 11:43 AM PDT

I don't see how this would offend me, as I'm not a part of the 343i dev team, but ok.

  • 12.24.2012 11:43 AM PDT

"There's this theory that if there were an infinite number of monkeys pecking away at typewriters, they would eventually write the great works of Shakespeare, but thanks to the internet we now know that's not true." -Adam Savage

"Time is not made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round." -Caboose

NOTE: This is my new primary account. My old account was AgentCOPP1, and I changed it because it was linked to a gamertag that I no longer use.

I'm offended.

  • 12.24.2012 11:43 AM PDT

We're gonna fight, me and you. We know who's really right about this conversation. If you don't then let's think this through, with out fists. If that doesn't suit you, we can use pistols. How does this prove who's right?

Well, we both know I'll win, that's a damn fact.


Posted by: AgentCOP1
I'm offended.

  • 12.24.2012 11:44 AM PDT


Posted by: Chickeng0d

Posted by: AgentCOP1
I'm offended.

  • 12.24.2012 11:45 AM PDT


Posted by: AcedannyK 7

Posted by: Chickeng0d

Posted by: AgentCOP1
I'm offended.

  • 12.24.2012 11:45 AM PDT
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Posted by: Graver18

Posted by: AcedannyK 7

Posted by: Chickeng0d

Posted by: AgentCOP1
I'm offended.

  • 12.24.2012 11:45 AM PDT

It was actually pretty good.

  • 12.24.2012 11:49 AM PDT

We work in the dark to serve the light.

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

  • 12.24.2012 11:50 AM PDT
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This was absolutely terrible.

  • 12.24.2012 11:53 AM PDT
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3rd edition. Now with more grunt.

TFS 4 lyfe


Posted by: BombasticBurrito

Posted by: Graver18

Posted by: AcedannyK 7

Posted by: Chickeng0d

Posted by: AgentCOP1
I'm offended.

  • 12.24.2012 12:01 PM PDT

Let's all just be happy! Doesn't that sound like fun?

Yay!

Smells like Tumblr in here.

  • 12.24.2012 12:08 PM PDT
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I lov teh rabbits nd wanna life off a da fatta da land.


Posted by: mastesargent
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

Nice try.

  • 12.24.2012 12:13 PM PDT


Posted by: BombasticBurrito

Posted by: Graver18

Posted by: AcedannyK 7

Posted by: Chickeng0d

Posted by: AgentCOP1
I'm offended.

  • 12.24.2012 12:15 PM PDT

I persist too long after my own defeat,
Yet I still press forward, staggering on my feet.
But I know that my resolution will be my end.
And once I fall, I shall ruefully transcend.

Posted by: BombasticBurrito

Posted by: Graver18

Posted by: AcedannyK 7

Posted by: Chickeng0d

Posted by: AgentCOP1
I'm offended.

  • 12.24.2012 12:17 PM PDT