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Subject: You may ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL of one person for a day.
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Who would it be? Why did you choose that person? What would you do?

I'll star-ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

  • 12.24.2012 12:18 PM PDT

The person below me.

  • 12.24.2012 12:18 PM PDT

Justin Bieber.

Them 14 year old girls.

[Edited on 12.24.2012 12:18 PM PST]

  • 12.24.2012 12:18 PM PDT

"You get what you put into it."

When Legendary is too mainstream, you have Heroic. When you're the leader of the church of MLGeezus, have Epic in your username, and can't write 'About Me's' to save your life, what do you get?

This guy. And now, an side note: Most things I post contain lethal doses of sarcasm, so be warned, and try not to take me seriously.

Finally, a message to Bungie trolls everywhere.

OP.

  • 12.24.2012 12:18 PM PDT

I persist too long after my own defeat,
Yet I still press forward, staggering on my feet.
But I know that my resolution will be my end.
And once I fall, I shall ruefully transcend.

Master Chief

  • 12.24.2012 12:19 PM PDT
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Bill Gates.
He's rich.
Trade like half his shares over to me, and put myself in his will.

  • 12.24.2012 12:20 PM PDT

What are these first person words you speak of?

O-bomb-A

  • 12.24.2012 12:20 PM PDT

Disregard Females, acquire currency.

Posted by: Teh puma
This guy.

[Edited on 12.24.2012 12:22 PM PST]

  • 12.24.2012 12:21 PM PDT
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I do not want to stop asking. I do not ask to stop wanting.

Direct Control?

  • 12.24.2012 12:22 PM PDT

John Malkovich

  • 12.24.2012 12:22 PM PDT

What you see with me is what you get. I would rather be hated for what I am than loved for something that I'm not.

I am who I am, not who you want me to be. Your approval isn't needed and your opinion isn't required or desired.

OP's mom.

  • 12.24.2012 12:23 PM PDT

Link or it didn't happen.

The Human Hive Mind.
GG WP

  • 12.24.2012 12:23 PM PDT
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LeaveItYeah

Ashton Kutcher. 24 hours with Mila Kunis.

  • 12.24.2012 12:23 PM PDT

What? You mean you become a person so you can start messing around with your genitals which are their genitals whom you are controlling? That sounds cool.

  • 12.24.2012 12:25 PM PDT
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♦♦☻

The person in my school office who can change grades from previous years.

A genius like me gotta get into college.

  • 12.24.2012 12:25 PM PDT


Posted by: Enemy of Godd
Justin Bieber.

Them 14 year old girls.


This guy. This guy knows what to do. Frame Justin Beiber for -blam!- getting him put in jail where he'll be stabbed to death through the face and get to -blam!- some jail bait in the -blam!-. It's a win-win situation :)

  • 12.24.2012 12:26 PM PDT

Name's John. I'm a 21-year-old firefighter/EMT from lolhio who doubles as a die-hard Halo fan. I've been enjoying the franchise since 2001. My favorite iteration of Halo would have to be Halo 2 simply because I never got to experience the joy of a full-on Halo: CE LAN.


If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.

Oh yeah, and boot Zome.

>Become Justin Theroux
>Rail Jennifer Aniston all day

#winning

  • 12.24.2012 12:29 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

The Didact

  • 12.24.2012 12:30 PM PDT

you killed poonflip!

the flippiest poon i ever knew!

hmmm....

sexy people for sexy times, or rich people and give myself access to their moneyz?


or certain people and walk off a cliff?

  • 12.24.2012 12:30 PM PDT

"I am an enforcer man! Don't nothin' go down in my house! This 100% heart baby! Sure, I check a few fools. I give em the pain! But sometimes its about intimidation, though. It's mind games."
-Terry Tate, Office Linebacker

Any given modern pop musician so that I could commit suicide.

  • 12.24.2012 12:32 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey

Myself...

  • 12.24.2012 12:33 PM PDT
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.

Vladmir Putin.

  • 12.24.2012 12:34 PM PDT
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Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


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Who would it be?
hot girl from 10th grade maths glassWhat would you do?things which i don't think is legal in public

[Edited on 12.24.2012 12:36 PM PST]

  • 12.24.2012 12:35 PM PDT

I hate MLP. It is cancerous and pretty stupid to see men watching a show for girls. They can deny the truth but the truth shall prevail!

"I will not fail even if I must sacrifice my life." - Siegfried


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Posted by: Teh puma
This guy.
And then make him talk in first person.

  • 12.24.2012 12:35 PM PDT

I'm Gourlay, I'm only here because I didn't know we had the option to leave.

Kim Kardashian

I would look in the mirror naked all day long and play with my boobs

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