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Subject: 'Twas the Night Before Christmas
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Posted by: Wumpa Warrior
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the forum,
Not a user was stirring, not from the quorum.
The stockings were hung by the inbox with care,
In hopes that Achronos soon would be there.

The members were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Shishka danced in their heads.
And Urk in his 'kerchief, and Deej in his cap,
Had just put away their keyboards for a long winter's nap.

When out on the forums there arose such a clatter,
Deej sprang from idling to see what was the matter.
Away to the forum he clicked like a master,
Wishing his internet speed was just a bit faster.

He blamed Stosh, despite his connection,
Checking out his avatar in the screen's reflection.
When, he looked at the browser and exclaimed "Good God!"
He saw Achronos himself, and eight terrifying mods.

A forum master so wise, lord-like and smart,
With a cowboy hat on, and Ling-Ling next to his heart.
More rapid than spartans his moderators came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

"Now Bobcast! now, Tom T! now, Yoozel and Duardo!
On, Qbix! On, Recon! on, Nedus and El Roboto!
To the top of the forum! to the top of the page!
One of us! One of us must alert Sage!"

As swag bags that before Bungie Day sold,
When they opened a topic, they met with a troll.
So up to the top the mouse-wheels they flew,
With a fistful of lighting bolts, and banhammers too.

I was browsing the site, mind full of boredom,
Scrolling through pages from almost every forum.
When I clicked on a link, I was filled with dismay,
I was looking at a picture of Achronos on Bungie Day.

He was dressed in a gorilla suit and a cowboy hat,
All furry and intimidating and things like that.
Something, a jetpack, he had strapped to himself,
"He looks pretty awesome", I said to myself.

As I close down for the night, to the mods I give praise,
You've been keeping this site clean for many a day.
But I will exclaim, 'ere I log out of this site,
"Merry Christmas to all members, and to all a good-night!"


Originally posted in 2010, by yours truly. Have a festive holiday bnet!

  • 12.24.2012 12:42 PM PDT

@spawn031

"So much of what we do is ephemeral and quickly forgotten, even by ourselves, so it's gratifying to have something you have done linger in people's memories." John Williams

I thought I recognized this thread. Happy Holidays 7th Column!

  • 12.24.2012 12:49 PM PDT

Key

This is now officially a yearly tradition. Wumpa, you are no longer allowed to ever leave the site. Ever. We will find you.

Happy Bungiemas!

  • 12.24.2012 1:03 PM PDT

@JosephBiwald
View my Art

Per Audacia Ad Astra

Happy Holiday's Bungie Community!

See you starside

  • 12.24.2012 1:16 PM PDT

Have you seen my mind anywhere? I seem to have lost it...

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I have seen you future

Happy Holidays seventh column!

Also, I love the updated poem.

  • 12.24.2012 1:27 PM PDT

Questions lead to learning, learning leads to kowledge, knowledge leads to understanding, understanding leads to peace.



"I would kill to get a killionaire... 10 times... digitally."

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  • 12.24.2012 1:46 PM PDT

Happy Holidays Community!!

  • 12.24.2012 2:00 PM PDT
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Do you like Yax? I do.

That was great. 10/10

  • 12.24.2012 2:49 PM PDT

Nice!

Merry Christmas everyone!

  • 12.24.2012 3:12 PM PDT

I Would Have Been Your Daddy

Ye, I feel you bro. But I do believe I'm speaking for many of us who just didn't bother reading it. tl;dr

  • 12.24.2012 3:18 PM PDT
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I'm gonna finish it. Just like Jigga did to the pyramid.

nice poem, I almost became emotional.

Happy Holidays my fellow forum-goers.

  • 12.24.2012 3:21 PM PDT
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Posted by: Primum Agmen
A tosser is the same as a wanker. To toss oneself off is to fondle the trouser weasel.


Achronos

Joe Staten

TL;DR

However, merry Christmas to everyone, or holidays, or Kwanzaa or Hanukkah, etc.

  • 12.24.2012 3:24 PM PDT
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Awesome...

Merry Christmas and a Happy holiday to all!

  • 12.24.2012 3:27 PM PDT

Nice

  • 12.24.2012 3:29 PM PDT

Only the unloved and unnatural hate.

I have a skype! Feel free to add me if you took the time to look in here xD cody.dwight.morgan

Merry Christmas :3

  • 12.24.2012 3:32 PM PDT

"I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle- victorious"

Merry christmas Bnet!

  • 12.24.2012 3:36 PM PDT

1st ban on 7-10-2011

Dont you worry about _____ let me worry about ____

You have been sent a warning from x Foman123 x. This warning's text is below:
Incomprehensible gibberish.

I did one of these today! What do you guys think?


Note: I had no idea somebody did this last year.

  • 12.24.2012 3:37 PM PDT

Gamertag: Deus Avertat

Café

Nice! Merry Christmas everyone!

  • 12.24.2012 3:46 PM PDT

Break down, every single one of you.

God bless us, everyone!

  • 12.24.2012 3:55 PM PDT

Known by some, but not by all.
Soffish: Do not eat!
TWP Assistant Director.

Party on Garth! Hey, that was good!

  • 12.24.2012 4:07 PM PDT
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Do you know about time travel?

This filled me with Bungie-Christmas joy.

  • 12.24.2012 4:39 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

I really enjoyed this, thank you!

  • 12.24.2012 4:44 PM PDT
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Posted by: The S bot 9000
I did one of these today! What do you guys think?


Note: I had no idea somebody did this last year.

Seems copied.. And half of it doesn't rhyme.

  • 12.25.2012 11:00 AM PDT

Xbox LIVE gamertag: Dat3lessNutella
Steam username: TopWargamer
To look up my Halo stats...search for the gamertag TopWargamer.
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One does not simply get rid of TopWargamer so easily.
You know this to be true.
ALL HAIL GABEN

That was actually pretty good.

Merry Christmas Seventh Column...and to all a good night!

  • 12.25.2012 11:17 AM PDT

Perpetual Ninja in training.

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

DMH

Los Paranoias

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  • 12.25.2012 11:36 AM PDT

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