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Subject: So, what are you getting her/him for Valentine's Day?

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

Yup.

The local drug store has started to rip down the Christmas decorations and started to put up pink and red hearts, stuffed animals with "Luv U" written on them and such.

Does anyone remember when we were actually allowed to celebrate one holiday without being forced to think about the next one?

  • 12.24.2012 2:05 PM PDT
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A bucket of popcorn.
>.>
<.<

  • 12.24.2012 2:06 PM PDT

-blam!- Was that actually blammed out? Or did I just type it? You'll never know.

Ten Lords a-leaping.

  • 12.24.2012 2:06 PM PDT

"There's a very fine line between not listening, and not caring. I'd like to think that I walk that line every day."

Me.

  • 12.24.2012 2:06 PM PDT

Posted by: Billygoat456
I'll bring the tritium laser cutters if you bring the beer!

Funny story.

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Does anyone remember when we were actually allowed to celebrate one holiday without being forced to think about the next one?
If anyone is forcing you to do anything I think you should alert the police.

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I haven't thought about it yet.

  • 12.24.2012 2:06 PM PDT

Questions lead to learning, learning leads to kowledge, knowledge leads to understanding, understanding leads to peace.



"I would kill to get a killionaire... 10 times... digitally."

A calendar. Shame on them for thinking they're getting a Valentines day gift on Christmas.

  • 12.24.2012 2:06 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: monitor 16807
Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Does anyone remember when we were actually allowed to celebrate one holiday without being forced to think about the next one?
If anyone is forcing you to do anything I think you should alert the police.
I tried, and they forced me to stop calling them. Now who do I contact?

  • 12.24.2012 2:07 PM PDT


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
So, what are you getting her/him for Valentine's Day?


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Does anyone remember when we were actually allowed to celebrate one holiday without being forced to think about the next one?


Does anyone remember when we weren't asked to answer two unrelated questions in one OP?

  • 12.24.2012 2:08 PM PDT

Lt. Dan I brought you some ice cream. Lt. Dan.. ice creaaam!

I laugh when i think of little kids drawing hearts for valetines day. The origin of the heart shape is that it resembles a buttocks from behind. Thus a POV of "love" taking place.

  • 12.24.2012 2:10 PM PDT

Dick in a box.

  • 12.24.2012 2:10 PM PDT

"There's a very fine line between not listening, and not caring. I'd like to think that I walk that line every day."

Posted by: markwil1992
I laugh when i think of little kids drawing hearts for valetines day. The origin of the heart shape is that it resembles a buttocks from behind. Thus a POV of "love" taking place.
My innocence

It's gone

  • 12.24.2012 2:10 PM PDT

Disregard Females, acquire currency.

My birthday is a day before Valentine's day... So nothing.

  • 12.24.2012 2:11 PM PDT

If only there was someone as egotistical and funny as my clone.


oh wait.

My dick in a box.

  • 12.24.2012 2:11 PM PDT

Ahahahaha.

I don't have a relationship.

  • 12.24.2012 2:12 PM PDT

Don't LOL if you aren't L'inOL.

Halo: Reach
Halo 3
Halo ODST

Valentine's Day sucks.

  • 12.24.2012 2:13 PM PDT

<3

Woah didn't even think about it. I'm going to focus on our 3 year anniversary which will be happening sooner.

  • 12.24.2012 2:13 PM PDT

http://i.imgur.com/fsISj.png

If The Flood was a metal, it'd be Strontium-89. I don't think the majority of us will be getting anybody anything on Valentine's Day.

  • 12.24.2012 2:14 PM PDT

Chloroform and a Potato Sack ._.

  • 12.24.2012 2:14 PM PDT

Charlie, do me a favor. Request to see the manager, and then slap him for me. Tell him he can send his lawyer to John Doe.

Thanks bro. Appreciate it.

  • 12.24.2012 2:14 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: Kadoozy

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
So, what are you getting her/him for Valentine's Day?


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Does anyone remember when we were actually allowed to celebrate one holiday without being forced to think about the next one?


Does anyone remember when we weren't asked to answer two unrelated questions in one OP?


*sigh*

See, I did a thing there. I'll explain it, since you didn't get it.

The subject was me doing to you what the store did to me by putting out the new decorations.


Then the OP was actually what the thread was about. If you need, I can explain with smaller words.

  • 12.24.2012 2:15 PM PDT


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

*sigh*

See, I did a thing there. I'll explain it, since you didn't get it.

The subject was me doing to you what the store did to me by putting out the new decorations.


Then the OP was actually what the thread was about. If you need, I can explain with smaller words.


Smaller words, please.

  • 12.24.2012 2:17 PM PDT

I'm getting myself a bottle of lotion.

  • 12.24.2012 2:18 PM PDT

Just remember that no matter how terrible you feel, or how much you want to let go, there are people who care about you and love you.


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Posted by: monitor 16807
Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Does anyone remember when we were actually allowed to celebrate one holiday without being forced to think about the next one?
If anyone is forcing you to do anything I think you should alert the police.
I tried, and they forced me to stop calling them. Now who do I contact?
Lol

  • 12.24.2012 2:18 PM PDT

Don't worry, you're still your mom's favorite Bnet member.

I'm giving my hand the same thing I give her every night.

  • 12.24.2012 2:30 PM PDT

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