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The objective of war is not to die for your cause. It is to make your enemies die for theirs.
Posted by: carpet brain
Posted by: War Sphinx
Posted by: carpet brain
Posted by: LJOY95
Yeah! Down with the imperialist symbol!!No, the real enemies are the robotic overlord squirrels of the octopus's lost tongue.
They have enslaved the lambs of Recon's stomach for long enough.
Yes! The legendary lambs of Recon's stomach have been under the tyrannical rule of the Teletubby Empire. Down with the television bellies!!!I volunteer as attack force leader of the yellow-bellied osprey-riding Guinea pig brigade. We'll save the lambs, no matter what the cost, then Recon will reward us very well.
Aya young warrior. YOu have been promoted to the rank you have requested. May the Isomorphic algorithms be with you as you travel through the corrupted land of Tron. Beware the Kingdom Heart potato snatchers. They have recently infested the land and they have been snatching up the potatoes of many of our warriors that have been traveling in that area. They have blinding speed on their side.