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Subject: Tell us the story of the most badass thing you have ever done

Vinyl Scratch knows how to get the feeling alright
We are going to dance and party tonight
Tonight is the night that we're gonna lose it
So spin that record Vinyl Scratch, and never stop the music.

Go ahead

  • 12.24.2012 3:03 PM PDT

@accordingto343

Your one stop shop for all of 343's fabulous errors and ridiculous notions in the Halo lore.

Made the universe.

  • 12.24.2012 3:04 PM PDT

Vinyl Scratch knows how to get the feeling alright
We are going to dance and party tonight
Tonight is the night that we're gonna lose it
So spin that record Vinyl Scratch, and never stop the music.


Posted by: DecepticonCobra
Made the universe.
Like a ball of clay you shaped the four fundamental forces in your hands as you sang the tune that wove the 10 dimensions of space, time blinked in as you did.

  • 12.24.2012 3:06 PM PDT

A girl cheated on me with another guy and on the same day I walked up to them and told her that she was good in bed and they were dating when we slept together and she blushed so bad and i could see in his eyes he wanted to punch me and I walked off like a baws.

[Edited on 12.24.2012 3:08 PM PST]

  • 12.24.2012 3:07 PM PDT

Country: United States.
State: Pennsylvania.
County: Warren.
I graduated from high school on June-11-2011. I'm 19 right now. I'm turning 20 in December. I like playing video games, and board games. I like reading Sci-Fi, and World War II novels, and what not.

"There is nothing better in the world than being better at a video game than someone else....oh wait"

Back in City 17 we used to wrestle Hunters to the ground with our bare hands! I used to kill ten, twenty a day, just using my fists!

[Edited on 12.24.2012 3:08 PM PST]

  • 12.24.2012 3:08 PM PDT

Went to play a game online without my parent's permission.

  • 12.24.2012 3:09 PM PDT
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Someone called me a nerd so I cried for 12 hours and ate a whole tub of ice cream.

  • 12.24.2012 3:09 PM PDT
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I don't need no stinking signature!

I finished Hanako's route and only cried for twenty minutes.

  • 12.24.2012 3:09 PM PDT
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GrownPrism is NOT my gt. Happened when signing into my xbox live account. My real gt is here:

http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/Default.aspx?player=SYNTHES lS&sg=0

I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast.

Without any milk.

  • 12.24.2012 3:09 PM PDT

"What is better - to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?"
-Paarthurnax

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
-G-Man

I got a perfection.

  • 12.24.2012 3:09 PM PDT

Country: United States.
State: Pennsylvania.
County: Warren.
I graduated from high school on June-11-2011. I'm 19 right now. I'm turning 20 in December. I like playing video games, and board games. I like reading Sci-Fi, and World War II novels, and what not.

"There is nothing better in the world than being better at a video game than someone else....oh wait"

Posted by: HundredJono
Went to play a game online without my parent's permission.

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/007/508/watc h-out-we-got-a-badass-over-here-meme.png

  • 12.24.2012 3:10 PM PDT

Vinyl Scratch knows how to get the feeling alright
We are going to dance and party tonight
Tonight is the night that we're gonna lose it
So spin that record Vinyl Scratch, and never stop the music.


Posted by: CaptKrunch 96
I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast.

Without any milk.
okay, you can come in

  • 12.24.2012 3:10 PM PDT

Well then, you somehow found my signature, nice job, so time for your prize.............FLOODIANS! ATTACK! Also, those socks do NOT make you look handsome.

I approached the time machine, as my trusty assistant got it ready for transporting me through the time. A robot was being sent back through time to kill Chuck Norris's father, and I was being sent to stop that from happening.

I killed the "terminator" (robot's name), but Chuck's father turned out to be Chuck's cousin, who then proceeded to kill himself.

Here's the best part, I became Chuck's real father afterwards ("aw yeah... wait... I'm the father? Doc, we have to back... back to the future!").

Do I get in, OP?

[Edited on 12.24.2012 3:13 PM PST]

  • 12.24.2012 3:11 PM PDT

Country: United States.
State: Pennsylvania.
County: Warren.
I graduated from high school on June-11-2011. I'm 19 right now. I'm turning 20 in December. I like playing video games, and board games. I like reading Sci-Fi, and World War II novels, and what not.

"There is nothing better in the world than being better at a video game than someone else....oh wait"

Also in my spare time for fun I step on Legos on a hard floor.

  • 12.24.2012 3:11 PM PDT

Blackness Confirmed. You've got soul.


The Ultimate Opinion.


Posted by: BerzerkCommando
Also in my spare time for fun I step on Legos on a hard floor.


You win.

  • 12.24.2012 3:12 PM PDT
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''Misanthropes have some admirable if paradoxical virtues. It is no exaggeration to say that we are among the nicest people you are likely to meet. Because good manners build sturdy walls, our distaste for intimacy makes us exceedingly cordial "ships that pass in the night." As long as you remain a stranger we will be your friend forever.''

''I want people to be sincere; a man of honor shouldn't speak a single word that doesn't come straight from his heart. ''


Posted by: BerzerkCommando
Back in City 17 we used to wrestle Hunters to the ground with our bare hands! I used to kill ten, twenty a day, just using my fists!

I remember this my fellow citizen!

  • 12.24.2012 3:13 PM PDT
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LeaveItYeah

Jumped off a curb.

  • 12.24.2012 3:13 PM PDT

Get my bollocks stepped on by someone wearing rugby boots, I only cried for 4 hours and even then puked after leaving the hospital, I'm just that amazing.

  • 12.24.2012 3:14 PM PDT

"Banhammer" - Post anything on the Waypoint forums -50g
Never forget:
Porch Day
lolReach
Gen Petitt Day
Night of the Living Alts

Broke into Area 51.

  • 12.24.2012 3:14 PM PDT

Country: United States.
State: Pennsylvania.
County: Warren.
I graduated from high school on June-11-2011. I'm 19 right now. I'm turning 20 in December. I like playing video games, and board games. I like reading Sci-Fi, and World War II novels, and what not.

"There is nothing better in the world than being better at a video game than someone else....oh wait"

Posted by: ossku

Posted by: BerzerkCommando
Back in City 17 we used to wrestle Hunters to the ground with our bare hands! I used to kill ten, twenty a day, just using my fists!

I remember this my fellow citizen!

Those were the days. Then some scientist came and blew up the city. I heard that bastard took on and killed Striders with just a crowbar.

  • 12.24.2012 3:16 PM PDT


Posted by: CaptKrunch 96
I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast.

Without any milk.

I ate a bowl of Halo: Reach grenades.

Without any armor lock.

  • 12.24.2012 3:20 PM PDT

Have nice day.


Posted by: Lillith
Get my bollocks stepped on by someone wearing rugby boots, I only cried for 4 hours and even then puked after leaving the hospital, I'm just that amazing.


LOL! One time I was in a ruck and I may or may not have grabbed a player on the other teams balls then squeezed and lifted.

If ya ain't playing dirty, ya ain't playing right.

  • 12.24.2012 3:20 PM PDT

Well then, you somehow found my signature, nice job, so time for your prize.............FLOODIANS! ATTACK! Also, those socks do NOT make you look handsome.


Posted by: MagicISO

Posted by: CaptKrunch 96
I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast.

Without any milk.

I ate a bowl of Halo: Reach grenades.

Without any armor lock.
I did it without shields, or armor.

  • 12.24.2012 3:20 PM PDT

Proud Spartan II, COG soldier, Hero of time, and crowbar wielding scientist.

I was walking down the street-WHEN SUDDENLY, I WAS ATTACKED BY 12 WILD MANTIS MEN!

Yes it's true, the very organization I was protecting had betrayed me.
Armed with only a broken spoon and a corn husk, I murdered every single one of them and mounted their heads on a pike for all to see.

Posted by: BerzerkCommando
Also in my spare time for fun I step on Legos on a hard floor.

Also, I'm proud to have gotten that reference.

[Edited on 12.24.2012 3:24 PM PST]

  • 12.24.2012 3:22 PM PDT

Vinyl Scratch knows how to get the feeling alright
We are going to dance and party tonight
Tonight is the night that we're gonna lose it
So spin that record Vinyl Scratch, and never stop the music.


Posted by: LordAustin16

Posted by: BerzerkCommando
Also in my spare time for fun I step on Legos on a hard floor.


You win.

  • 12.24.2012 3:22 PM PDT

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