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Subject: Is the Webmaster actually Santa Claus?

Posted by: FALSE R3ALITYx
Bricypoo's custom user title = Ultra Lame Thread Maker


Posted by: True Underdog
Only after we ban Bricypoo.

Why has he been gone and inactive? Why has the Webmaster not been a giant part of the community? Well a certain user (not going to give out his name for security reasons) but brought it to my attention of the possibility of the webmaster filling in for Santa Claus?

Is this possible? Could this really be true? Let's do some research.

1. It is possible for someone to take Santa's place, as proved in Tim Allen's The Santa Clause Was the Webmaster just in the right place at the right time? Did he happen, to be there when Santa died? It is quite possible.

2. Does he look like Santa Claus? Well No, But as the Santa Clause proved, it would change his appearence to make him look like the real Santa Claus. So this possibility is showing some real conclusive facts.

3. Does he give gifts? Why yes, This picture Shows him bringing a present to Bungie. Most peopel think he is stealing Ling Ling's head, but it was for Bungie, so it is okay.

4. Does he take letters? Yes, look at the Letters to the Webmaster He takes letters, just like Santa Claus. Coincidence? I think not.

5. This is the final part to this plan, since we have basically already proved that The webmaster is the new Santa Claus I'm going to use this time to give ideas of how he is running things as Santa Claus. Did he use a cloning machine to clone the headless Ling-Ling and have them pull the sled? Are the elves really just a bunch of clones of Reed Shingledecker? What do you think?

So how do you think The Webmaster runs the north pole now?

[Edited on 12.24.2012 4:08 PM PST]

  • 12.24.2012 3:54 PM PDT
Subject: I don't think the Webmaster is who we think he is..

Per Audacia Ad Astra

Most of all, I don't give a crap who the Webmaster is as long as he does his job.

  • 12.24.2012 3:56 PM PDT

@trueunderdog

Chapter

Narwhallace Smithington: Gone, but not forgotten. Never approve of anything lil guy. <3
Furious George: The new -blam!-

Bungie Samta Claus

  • 12.24.2012 4:22 PM PDT

"A good player wins a 1v1, a great player avoids one." - T00lB0X

Bungie = North Pole

Seems legit

  • 12.24.2012 4:22 PM PDT
Subject: Is the Webmaster actually Santa Claus?

"I'm uncomfortable."
-True Underdog
Young Grasshopper of The Year: ChorrizoTapatio 2012

A little bit of sausage, a little bit of hot sauce, a whole lot of awesome. Have a question? Ask me!
Chapter

Seems legit. Maybe that explains why he hasn't been answering our letters; he has too many christmas letters to read.

  • 12.24.2012 4:49 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

I hope I'm on his nice list. He knows what I want for christmas!

  • 12.24.2012 4:50 PM PDT

I hope he's not, he'd probably forget a lot of requests.

Don't hurt me Webmaster!

  • 12.24.2012 5:02 PM PDT
Subject: I don't think the Webmaster is who we think he is..

Just what I wanted for Christmas, a stocking full of puke.

  • 12.24.2012 5:04 PM PDT

I knew it.

  • 12.24.2012 5:23 PM PDT

Posted by: FALSE R3ALITYx
Bricypoo's custom user title = Ultra Lame Thread Maker


Posted by: True Underdog
Only after we ban Bricypoo.

Now, I never went that far...
Posted by: TheZealEffect
Bungie = North Pole

Seems legit

  • 12.24.2012 6:04 PM PDT

I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

Santa Claus is a drunken man in a gorilla suit with a jetpack and cowboy hat?

That's comforting.

  • 12.24.2012 6:28 PM PDT

Posted by: FALSE R3ALITYx
Bricypoo's custom user title = Ultra Lame Thread Maker


Posted by: True Underdog
Only after we ban Bricypoo.

It could be worse
Posted by: SonOfTheShire
Santa Claus is a drunken man in a gorilla suit with a jetpack and cowboy hat?

That's comforting.

  • 12.25.2012 10:25 AM PDT