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Subject: Flirt with yourself!!!

Post what you would say if you were going to seduce yourself!

  • 12.24.2012 5:33 PM PDT

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Nah it's k

  • 12.24.2012 5:33 PM PDT
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hey bby lets -blam!-

  • 12.24.2012 5:33 PM PDT

Posted by: BoyceKRP
duckingd
drink
seriously
me bell sean ressea ellio tand i
-blam!-img party. totallt waasted . ph my god.
i called ashy;n, i dnno if that was a good ideo. i'ma sleep with her or sometning, fujuuuck

DTF?

  • 12.24.2012 5:34 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

Get on me?
ok.

  • 12.24.2012 5:34 PM PDT

I know that I am in no mood to flirt at the moment, so I simply sit and stair waiting for myself to fall asleep before I make my move.

>:D

That or get myself really drunk on Eggnog.

  • 12.24.2012 5:34 PM PDT
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I'm gonna finish it. Just like Jigga did to the pyramid.


Posted by: spirit of sand
DTF?


lol, was gonna post that.

  • 12.24.2012 5:34 PM PDT

God, you're ugly.

-Not as hideous as you.

  • 12.24.2012 5:34 PM PDT

"Oh you...
Me?
No, you.
Wait, you as in you?
No, you as in me you!
Wait, isn't that still you?
Maybe, isn't it all the same?
So... It's me?
Oh you...
Me?"

Repeat for about 40 hours.

  • 12.24.2012 5:36 PM PDT

1LUV

So, I heard you were a sexy ninja...

  • 12.24.2012 5:37 PM PDT

Inheritor #765 :D

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We'll Bang Okay?

  • 12.24.2012 5:37 PM PDT
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I apologize in advance for all the crappy jokes I make.

"Go -blam!- yourself!"

  • 12.24.2012 5:45 PM PDT

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"Ignorance is a plague."

Close, but the plague killed those infected with it, and the ignorant are still alive.
I wish ignorance was a plague.

Time to mail myself toast in an envelope.

  • 12.24.2012 5:55 PM PDT
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Yup.


Posted by: Connor Kenway 99
We would just go at it like rabbits. No words would be said. No sound made except our moaning in ecstasy.


This was kind of a weird post to read...

  • 12.24.2012 5:56 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

I do this every time I take a shower.

  • 12.24.2012 5:56 PM PDT

I'm your biggest fan!

Play your cards right and I might just play with myself later.

  • 12.24.2012 5:58 PM PDT

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock!"

-Sgt. Johnson


Posted by: Bradleigh
So, I heard you were a sexy ninja...


That made me lol.

  • 12.24.2012 5:58 PM PDT

Es ist Zeit für einige Gefahr-pay

Hey, I know this is crazy...but...my number... call me maybe?

  • 12.24.2012 5:58 PM PDT
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Oh hey there beautiful ;)

  • 12.24.2012 5:59 PM PDT


Posted by: RECON828
Play your cards right and I might just play with myself later.


LOL

  • 12.24.2012 6:08 PM PDT