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Subject: You are now a forum ninja

Major props to my hommie Sheeef. He made Recon possible for me. Long time recovering emails and passwords. And it was his. lol.

Man I wish I were a Forum Ninja.

  • 12.24.2012 9:03 PM PDT

Perpetual Ninja in training.

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

DMH

Los Paranoias

Too bad I'm already almost a Mod anyway hahaaaa got em!

  • 12.24.2012 9:04 PM PDT
Subject: You are now a ninja

Ban people I don't like and un-ban John Cena

  • 12.24.2012 9:05 PM PDT
Subject: You are now a forum ninja

Fellow Floodian:
Posted by: Oh This Dude
I had a very similar thing, only I threw a 14 story building out of a pool and hit a kid on a paper aeroplane.


The Flood is just this awesome :D

Ban all the ninjas and unban all John Cena alts and every other major troll in the history of Bungie.net while banning random users along the way.

  • 12.24.2012 9:06 PM PDT

I make a living of selling my body, and I don't mean sex.

Try to establish myself as the dominate ninja. Destroy those that try to oppose me. I become a dictator to the forums.

Eat the other ninjas just in case.

Hold thread discussion where I tell everyone my intentions of having the Flood run by itself as a self-governing forum. No rules and all those that were banned are now free to post with no possible punishment.

Watch as the hell of all hells breaks loose and our forum dies an almost certain death. Many choose to fight me but I end up banning them because lolIrunthisPlace. I let this go on for exactly 7 years. This brings everyone; trolls, normal forum goers, spammers, haters, lovers, and even Bungie employees against me.

Those that had survived the 7 years have decided to try and rebuild after the war. Everyone is working together to bring back the forum they once loved to visit. The forum is reborn and has a community that is stronger and more closer than ever.

Trolls aren't trolling, spammers ain't spamming, haters not hating, lovers keep on loving. A true family that has gone through so much together.

As life goes on, the Flood becomes even more powerful in terms of size and community togetherness. Their influence starts to spread even more to other forums. 4chan was taken over by the Flood and even Facebook. A ruler decides to come out and lead the Flood. One that goes by the name of Gravemind.

You guessed it...

Its me.

As I acquire more than %99 of the worlds power, I hand my crown to Bungie as my successors. Now with World Domination checked off the list, I go on trying to complete another box off the list of the holy scriptures left by the gods.


  • 12.24.2012 9:39 PM PDT
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13.72 billion years in the making.

On December 1st, 2012, I met Neil deGrasse Tyson. I shook the man's hand, and even made him laugh. Not much else to do with my life now.

Track down every Rose alt and permaban them.

  • 12.24.2012 9:40 PM PDT

I ban Disembodied Soul

  • 12.24.2012 9:41 PM PDT

How much do I get paid?

  • 12.24.2012 9:43 PM PDT

Captain K Mart - doesnt afraid of anything

ifarted69

  • 12.24.2012 9:46 PM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

I'm... I'm not a mod? :(

  • 12.24.2012 9:48 PM PDT
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deviantART

Hello.


Posted by: Ex0 Dante
Ban....

Nah...you know....Im not going to name names. It's not nice.

He signs his posts. (Too much?)


You ban Yorkie and I -blam!- you.

  • 12.24.2012 9:49 PM PDT
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Hostility on this website needs a hell of a lot more attention.

  • 12.24.2012 9:53 PM PDT

I make a living of selling my body, and I don't mean sex.


Posted by: Harlow
Hostility on this website needs a hell of a lot more attention.
YOU WANNA GO?

  • 12.24.2012 9:54 PM PDT

Captain K Mart - doesnt afraid of anything


Posted by: Harlow
Hostility on this website needs a hell of a lot more attention.


sey tht irl fgt wile lifting betu cant

  • 12.24.2012 9:55 PM PDT

I would ban OP because why not.

  • 12.24.2012 9:55 PM PDT


Posted by: Connor Kenway 99
I change my name to batman so its even cooler.

Or banman

  • 12.24.2012 9:56 PM PDT

The bible is the best book Ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM A PROUD CHRISTIAN. HALO IS AWESOME BUT GOD IS MUCH BETTER!!!!!!!!
Did you knew that JESUSdied for you?

I wonder why dude...
Posted by: Divine Silence
I'd ban everyone who called me a troll.

  • 12.24.2012 10:30 PM PDT

Signatures are for little kids.

It would be about time they recoginize my potential.

I would ban a few people, I have their names written down in my Flood Journal.

  • 12.24.2012 10:31 PM PDT

http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=39477223

Ban myself by accident and need to get unbanned by admins or other ninjas.

  • 12.24.2012 10:36 PM PDT
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Message Me Here
Don't be afraid, I don't bite.

Check My Groups Here
Relax, they aren't all pony related.

...which can't really be said about my Deviant Art Page however.

Alert every ninja I can that a mistake has been made and get myself demoted.

Hah, me a forum ninja? THAT will cause an uproar from namesake alone.

  • 12.24.2012 10:56 PM PDT


Posted by: RandomRagingBear
I ban Disembodied Soul


This times a thousand. He is the biggest -blam!- i have ever seen on any forum.

  • 12.25.2012 8:51 PM PDT

I'd ban you, and then everyone who hates pie.

  • 12.25.2012 8:52 PM PDT


Posted by: mr pie123
I'd ban you, and then everyone who hates pie.


But you have never seen me before, and pie is my favorite food. (no joke)

  • 12.25.2012 8:53 PM PDT


Posted by: RaZorRyaN

Posted by: mr pie123
I'd ban you, and then everyone who hates pie.


But you have never seen me before, and pie is my favorite food. (no joke)

You are spared...

  • 12.25.2012 8:55 PM PDT

Still better than you.

.....most of you, at least.

Lock all the threads in the Flood and Community forums, as they appear.

  • 12.25.2012 8:56 PM PDT

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