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Subject: Would you make out with Master chief to become a Spartan?
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Poll: Would you make out with Master chief to become a Spartan?  [closed]
Yes:  47%
(9 Votes)
No:  53%
(10 Votes)
Total Votes: 19

Simply make out with master chief for 40 seconds and he will turn u into a spartan by using space magic.Afterwards everyone will know about it.

Would you?

  • 12.24.2012 8:43 PM PDT
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Dat parody thread.

OT: yes.

Edit: wait, if I make out with Thel 'Vadam do I become a sangheili?

[Edited on 12.24.2012 8:45 PM PST]

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Inb4 someone says they'd do it for free.

  • 12.24.2012 8:44 PM PDT

Posted by: chronicaddict420
Inb4 someone says they'd do it for free.
B-but it's Master Chief!

  • 12.24.2012 8:45 PM PDT

Why would I want to be a brainwashed machine of a soldier? Honestly, I'd rather be an Elite. They fight for honor, not just because it's what they were indoctrinated to do.

  • 12.24.2012 8:45 PM PDT

I'd do more than make out..........

  • 12.24.2012 8:45 PM PDT

I would make out with him just so I could see his face.

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Posted by: SPLEEEEENS
Why would I want to be a brainwashed machine of a soldier? Honestly, I'd rather be an Elite. They fight for honor, not just because it's what they were indoctrinated to do.


Actually their beliefs are indoctrinated. Every generation taught the same militaristic teachings and forced to accept them.

At least until the Covenant collapsed.

  • 12.24.2012 8:47 PM PDT
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Posted by: And Im Here Too
Posted by: SPLEEEEENS
Why would I want to be a brainwashed machine of a soldier? Honestly, I'd rather be an Elite. They fight for honor, not just because it's what they were indoctrinated to do.


Actually their beliefs are indoctrinated. Every generation taught the same militaristic teachings and forced to accept them.

At least until the Covenant collapsed.


Also, weren't Elites trained from day 1? I remember reading they're not ever allowed to meet their fathers. That's pretty harsh.

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Posted by: GuN

Posted by: And Im Here Too
Posted by: SPLEEEEENS
Why would I want to be a brainwashed machine of a soldier? Honestly, I'd rather be an Elite. They fight for honor, not just because it's what they were indoctrinated to do.


Actually their beliefs are indoctrinated. Every generation taught the same militaristic teachings and forced to accept them.

At least until the Covenant collapsed.


Also, weren't Elites trained from day 1? I remember reading they're not ever allowed to meet their fathers. That's pretty harsh.


Trained from birth, never met their fathers, the 'games' they played were potentially fatal, and only the strongest actually became full warriors.

It made the Spartans' training look like the Cub Scouts.

[Edited on 12.24.2012 8:52 PM PST]

  • 12.24.2012 8:52 PM PDT


Posted by: And Im Here Too
Posted by: SPLEEEEENS
Why would I want to be a brainwashed machine of a soldier? Honestly, I'd rather be an Elite. They fight for honor, not just because it's what they were indoctrinated to do.

Actually their beliefs are indoctrinated. Every generation taught the same militaristic teachings and forced to accept them.

At least until the Covenant collapsed.

Well yeah, they were brainwashed, but they were brainwashed to fight for their honor rather than "Because we said fight." It's this that led to the great Schism and stuff, that kind of thing would never happen with SPARTAN's because they're brainwashed to the point where they consider nothing but orders and efficiency.

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Posted by: GuN

Posted by: And Im Here Too
Posted by: SPLEEEEENS
Why would I want to be a brainwashed machine of a soldier? Honestly, I'd rather be an Elite. They fight for honor, not just because it's what they were indoctrinated to do.


Actually their beliefs are indoctrinated. Every generation taught the same militaristic teachings and forced to accept them.

At least until the Covenant collapsed.


Also, weren't Elites trained from day 1? I remember reading they're not ever allowed to meet their fathers. That's pretty harsh.
The father part was so that each child was judged for themselves and not able to ride on a father's coattails. Not necessarily a part of the training.

[Edited on 12.24.2012 8:54 PM PST]

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Posted by: SPLEEEEENS

Posted by: And Im Here Too
Posted by: SPLEEEEENS
Why would I want to be a brainwashed machine of a soldier? Honestly, I'd rather be an Elite. They fight for honor, not just because it's what they were indoctrinated to do.

Actually their beliefs are indoctrinated. Every generation taught the same militaristic teachings and forced to accept them.

At least until the Covenant collapsed.

Well yeah, they were brainwashed, but they were brainwashed to fight for their honor rather than "Because we said fight." It's this that led to the great Schism and stuff, that kind of thing would never happen with SPARTAN's because they're brainwashed to the point where they consider nothing but orders and efficiency.


The whole 'honor' thing was just an excuse. It really was 'because we said fight.'

  • 12.24.2012 8:54 PM PDT


Posted by: And Im Here Too
Posted by: SPLEEEEENS

Posted by: And Im Here Too
Posted by: SPLEEEEENS
Why would I want to be a brainwashed machine of a soldier? Honestly, I'd rather be an Elite. They fight for honor, not just because it's what they were indoctrinated to do.

Actually their beliefs are indoctrinated. Every generation taught the same militaristic teachings and forced to accept them.

At least until the Covenant collapsed.

Well yeah, they were brainwashed, but they were brainwashed to fight for their honor rather than "Because we said fight." It's this that led to the great Schism and stuff, that kind of thing would never happen with SPARTAN's because they're brainwashed to the point where they consider nothing but orders and efficiency.


The whole 'honor' thing was just an excuse. It really was 'because we said fight.'

Debatable, like I said it was their belief in honor that led to the great schism. Just look at ONI, a SPARTAN would readily take orders from them and they're evil as hell.

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Posted by: SPLEEEEENS

Posted by: And Im Here Too
Posted by: SPLEEEEENS

Posted by: And Im Here Too
Posted by: SPLEEEEENS
Why would I want to be a brainwashed machine of a soldier? Honestly, I'd rather be an Elite. They fight for honor, not just because it's what they were indoctrinated to do.

Actually their beliefs are indoctrinated. Every generation taught the same militaristic teachings and forced to accept them.

At least until the Covenant collapsed.

Well yeah, they were brainwashed, but they were brainwashed to fight for their honor rather than "Because we said fight." It's this that led to the great Schism and stuff, that kind of thing would never happen with SPARTAN's because they're brainwashed to the point where they consider nothing but orders and efficiency.


The whole 'honor' thing was just an excuse. It really was 'because we said fight.'

Debatable, like I said it was their belief in honor that led to the great schism. Just look at ONI, a SPARTAN would readily take orders from them and they're evil as hell.


No more evil than the Covenant. And the forerunners make ONI look positively cuddly.

They're just very extremist...which, within the first few weeks was perfectly justified.

  • 12.24.2012 8:57 PM PDT

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Yeah, I'd do it. 40 seconds of discomfort in exchange for becoming one of the most powerful athletes on the planet.

  • 12.24.2012 9:07 PM PDT


Posted by: And Im Here Too
No more evil than the Covenant. And the forerunners make ONI look positively cuddly.

They're just very extremist...which, within the first few weeks was perfectly justified.

Yeah, I know, I'm just saying that the point in which an Elite thinks independently is quite a bit earlier than a SPARTAN would. Anyways, I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree. Side note: Sangheili anatomy.

  • 12.24.2012 9:12 PM PDT

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Make out with a dude AND be sent into slavery to a military industrial machine?

Hell no

  • 12.24.2012 9:25 PM PDT