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Subject: I like a girl flood what do?

I am nervous. my crush likes another person and he is popular and plays football so my odds are stacked against me. what can i do to win the love of my crush?

  • 12.24.2012 10:01 PM PDT

Hot topic incoming.

  • 12.24.2012 10:01 PM PDT

And he entered the service of the Dark Tower when it first rose again, and because of his cunning he grew ever higher in the Lord's favour; and he learned great sorcery, and knew much of the mind of Sauron; and he was more cruel than any orc.

You don't and you move on.

  • 12.24.2012 10:01 PM PDT

Isn't it obvious Toast+Envelope

  • 12.24.2012 10:01 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey

I am in love with a female as well.

Here she is.

  • 12.24.2012 10:02 PM PDT

Start a rumor that he has AIDS.

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Live - SLAMt4stic

lol what do you mean? He's popular! Chances are he has multiple girls jocking for him. If anything you would be more screwed if he was a geek.

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So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

-Gandalf

-__________-

  • 12.24.2012 10:02 PM PDT

The sublime is disappointingly elusive.

You have absolutely no chance, suicide is the only option.

  • 12.24.2012 10:02 PM PDT

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.

Penile extender.

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"The hero is the one who kindles a great light in the world, who sets up blazing torches in the dark streets of life for men to see by.
The saint is the man who walks through the dark paths of the world, himself a light."
-Felix Adler

A female parasite? Let her spores consume you.

  • 12.24.2012 10:03 PM PDT

I can already tell you aren't confident. Come back when you believe everyone else is your -blam!- and you are the father of god.

  • 12.24.2012 10:03 PM PDT
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Posted by: Anton P Nym
who says you have to be an ace to have fun?

Posted by: TUI_Obi_Wan
Stupid parents let their stupid children play games that are rated M when they should be playing Big Birds Spelling Adventures

Posted by: Kira Onime
Also the AR is actually good in CQB now and no longer a glorified baseball bat.

Isn't it obvious? Give him the Lemmiwinks!

  • 12.24.2012 10:04 PM PDT

"You get what you put into it."

When Legendary is too mainstream, you have Heroic. When you're the leader of the church of MLGeezus, have Epic in your username, and can't write 'About Me's' to save your life, what do you get?

This guy. And now, an side note: Most things I post contain lethal doses of sarcasm, so be warned, and try not to take me seriously.

Finally, a message to Bungie trolls everywhere.


Posted by: x Fr0sst BiTe x
suicide is the only option.

If I had a dime for every time someone got away with saying things like this, I'd be a rich man indeed.

OT: Talk to her OP.

  • 12.24.2012 10:06 PM PDT
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inb4stickitinherpooper

  • 12.24.2012 10:06 PM PDT

Stick it in the pooper

-blam!-

[Edited on 12.24.2012 10:08 PM PST]

  • 12.24.2012 10:07 PM PDT

I don't like Call of Duty or the word "Swag"

I play football so im assuming its me.

  • 12.24.2012 10:08 PM PDT

Challenge him to a duel in front of her

  • 12.24.2012 10:09 PM PDT

What's more to say but i live day by day. Never forgetting that my impact on the world isn't that important. Always waiting for the end of the day. Night is the most important. Welcome to my world you will find that the sun is unimportant.

Call 1-800-grw-balz

  • 12.24.2012 10:09 PM PDT

Just talk to her.

  • 12.24.2012 10:09 PM PDT


Posted by: Joethepanda
I play football so im assuming its me.

maybe

  • 12.24.2012 10:09 PM PDT

The sublime is disappointingly elusive.


Posted by: EpicOfTheEpicz

Posted by: x Fr0sst BiTe x
suicide is the only option.

If I had a dime for every time someone got away with saying things like this, I'd be a rich man indeed.
Obvious trolls are to be taken lightly.

  • 12.24.2012 10:10 PM PDT
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Posted by: Halfanhour4
Stick it in the pooper

-blam!-


BOOM -blam!-! WHAT YOU GOT!?!?!

  • 12.24.2012 10:11 PM PDT


Posted by: MarlboroMan

Posted by: Halfanhour4
Stick it in the pooper

-blam!-


BOOM -blam!-! WHAT YOU GOT!?!?!



-blam!- PLEASE YOU GOT LUCKY THIS TIME JUST WAIT FOR THE NEXT THREAD

  • 12.24.2012 10:15 PM PDT

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