- Leafie
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Be not afraid, for the forest nymphs have taught me how to pleasure a women.
Flood...it's official...I'm old...
I got mah christmas gifts today...and I got...ready for this?
Clothes. A ton of clothes.
BUT, that's not what makes me old. What makes me old is this: I'm -blam!- stoked on the clothes I got.
I got a -blam!-ing bathrobe, I trendy terrific t-shirt, and a cool comfy coat.
It's an awesome add to my clothing collection...but part of me(probably the kid inside is like "The hell are you doing? It's clothes!" To which I reply: "Dude! There's -blam!- bears with signs on mah shirt?! Are you seeing this -blam!-?! It's awesome!"
Anyone else relate?