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Subject: Where's the fat man?!
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Anybody know of this, "Santa" folk's whereabouts? He completely skipped me and didn't bring any presents, and it's almost 7 at night here. I plan on paying him a small visit to voice my discontent towards him...

  • 12.25.2012 6:16 AM PDT

Rustled Jimmies

You were so bad this year you didnt even deserve coal!

what?

[Edited on 12.25.2012 6:36 AM PST]

  • 12.25.2012 6:17 AM PDT
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I Love Lamp. And Ender's Game. Don't tell Lamp.

Were you a good boy this year?

  • 12.25.2012 6:17 AM PDT

I thought he was talking about Fallout 3

  • 12.25.2012 6:17 AM PDT

Thane and Mordin <3

Santa is so pimp he gave you air... BAM!

  • 12.25.2012 6:17 AM PDT
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Nicotine babies being born with no spines

That's what you get for being a paedophile.

[Edited on 12.25.2012 6:18 AM PST]

  • 12.25.2012 6:18 AM PDT

Proud Spartan II, COG soldier, Hero of time, and crowbar wielding scientist.

It's in the courtyard of the galaxy news radio station, on the body of a Brotherhood of Steel paladin.

  • 12.25.2012 6:19 AM PDT

Key


Posted by: Dallas Green
That's what you get for being a paedophile.
I don't think that's how they spell that word anywhere on Earth.

  • 12.25.2012 6:19 AM PDT

Um...

  • 12.25.2012 6:21 AM PDT
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Nicotine babies being born with no spines


Posted by: CrazzySnipe55

Posted by: Dallas Green
That's what you get for being a paedophile.
I don't think that's how they spell that word anywhere on Earth.
pls be trolling

  • 12.25.2012 6:27 AM PDT
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BREAK?! BREAK?! He can't take a break! He hasn't gotten me my presents yet! Where does this man reside?

  • 12.25.2012 6:37 AM PDT

Key


Posted by: Dallas Green

Posted by: CrazzySnipe55

Posted by: Dallas Green
That's what you get for being a paedophile.
I don't think that's how they spell that word anywhere on Earth.
pls be trolling
Oh you're a Brit. That's still a weird way to spell it.

  • 12.25.2012 6:40 AM PDT

Key


Posted by: milla da killa
BREAK?! BREAK?! He can't take a break! He hasn't gotten me my presents yet! Where does this man reside?
http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&safe=off&q=north+po le&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=0x4fffffffffffffff:0x25ef61 abf986e3a4,North+Pole&gl=us&ei=MbvZUK-dF4m20AH_xoHQDA &ved=0CLkBELYD

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  • 12.25.2012 6:46 AM PDT

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Posted by: CrazzySnipe55

Posted by: Dallas Green

Posted by: CrazzySnipe55

Posted by: Dallas Green
That's what you get for being a paedophile.
I don't think that's how they spell that word anywhere on Earth.
pls be trolling
Oh you're a Brit. That's still a weird way to spell it.
I'm American and that's an awesome way to spell it. I use it all the time.

  • 12.25.2012 6:57 AM PDT
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Posted by: CrazzySnipe55

Posted by: milla da killa
BREAK?! BREAK?! He can't take a break! He hasn't gotten me my presents yet! Where does this man reside?
http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&safe=off&q=north+po le&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=0x4fffffffffffffff:0x25ef61 abf986e3a4,North+Pole&gl=us&ei=MbvZUK-dF4m20AH_xoHQDA &ved=0CLkBELYD


Dear Santa,

I know who you are. I don't know why you didn't bring me gifts this year. If you are looking to troll, I can tell you I don't appreciate it. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my gifts go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

  • 12.25.2012 6:57 AM PDT

I was so bad I didn't even get coal

  • 12.25.2012 6:59 AM PDT