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Subject: Did Santa Chief visit you last night?

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

He visited me!

I got a Plasma Rifle!

  • 12.25.2012 8:41 AM PDT
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Hey, uh, if you like vs threads, then check out this little group right here, if you have the time. It's pretty fun, just hop right in.

Santa Dresden summoned a demon and killed it for me.

It was awesome.

  • 12.25.2012 8:42 AM PDT
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I like Cheese

I got nothing.
Though Gaige gave me a visit last night...

  • 12.25.2012 8:42 AM PDT
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yes... and he touched me inappropriately. :/

  • 12.25.2012 8:43 AM PDT
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.

Santa Foley just yelled at me to put out cookies and milk . . .

  • 12.25.2012 8:44 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: Xanarxses
yes... and he touched me inappropriately. :/


Shot you and then tea bagged you?

  • 12.25.2012 8:44 AM PDT

I persist too long after my own defeat,
Yet I still press forward, staggering on my feet.
But I know that my resolution will be my end.
And once I fall, I shall ruefully transcend.

Z-040 Attenuation Field Generator to the chest, again...

  • 12.25.2012 8:45 AM PDT

Just remember that no matter how terrible you feel, or how much you want to let go, there are people who care about you and love you.

Lucky...

  • 12.25.2012 8:46 AM PDT

I think I love you...

Hell yeah, he brought me a clock with a timer!








It's almost at 0:00.

  • 12.25.2012 8:49 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: lime013
Santa Foley just yelled at me to put out cookies and milk . . .
imagine what those kids that Santa Shepard visited.

  • 12.25.2012 8:51 AM PDT
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No because Santa isn't real.

  • 12.25.2012 8:51 AM PDT

Dear tomorrow, Find some sensibility, Respond to emotion.
Dear Politician, Define sagacity,
All chances of survival are beginning to diminish.
Comedy is no excuse for our own blasphemies.
Mass media, Mass pessimism, Mass Denial.
My television tells me to panic, but I don't think I'll listen.
The apathetic force us to persevere, with their backwards priorities.

Santamind got me the gift of unity with all assimilated organic life.

  • 12.25.2012 8:52 AM PDT

Ignore my gamertag. It's actually Dragonzzilla.

LE Halo 4 XBOX 360 with a pair of Turtle Beach headphones? 'Tis this the work of Santa Chief?

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  • 12.25.2012 8:55 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: IslocStarkiller
Santamind got me the gift of unity with all assimilated organic life.
so, that box that's been rustling around from him, it's not a puppy then? Good to know, I almost opened that one...

  • 12.25.2012 8:55 AM PDT

I love you

Yep! But I noticed something strange, and it made me think.

For the past 17 years, my parents have had the same wrapping paper as he does. Every year I notice rolls of it, and on Christmas morning there's always presents with the same wrapping paper under the tree...I think my parents are working with him.

  • 12.25.2012 9:00 AM PDT
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No, Santachronos visited me, and got me a Microsoft Surface and a Banhammer!

  • 12.25.2012 9:02 AM PDT

Santa shepard visited me, his words to me exactly were

"I'm Sorry Elliot, I don't have any presents for you, but we'll bang, okay?"

  • 12.25.2012 9:03 AM PDT
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Posted by: Xanarxses
yes... and he touched me inappropriately. :/


Shot you and then tea bagged you?

yes... repeatedly. He kept rubbing his crotch on my bullet wound... it was horrible...

  • 12.25.2012 9:03 AM PDT

He came to be and gave me an Assault Rifle. He told me "You must do it" I said "Do what?" He responded "You'll know, you'll know"

I am scared guys. What do I do?

  • 12.25.2012 9:03 AM PDT

I love you


Posted by: NinjaLord77
He came to be and gave me an Assault Rifle. He told me "You must do it" I said "Do what?" He responded "You'll know, you'll know"

I am scared guys. What do I do?
You must kill John Lennon.

  • 12.25.2012 9:07 AM PDT
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Posted by: cRiPpL3fIgHt45

Posted by: NinjaLord77
He came to be and gave me an Assault Rifle. He told me "You must do it" I said "Do what?" He responded "You'll know, you'll know"

I am scared guys. What do I do?
You must kill John Lennon.

rofl, that would be a waste of ammo.

  • 12.25.2012 9:08 AM PDT


Posted by: cRiPpL3fIgHt45

Posted by: NinjaLord77
He came to be and gave me an Assault Rifle. He told me "You must do it" I said "Do what?" He responded "You'll know, you'll know"

I am scared guys. What do I do?
You must kill John Lennon.


Someone already beat me to it.

  • 12.25.2012 9:08 AM PDT

I love you


Posted by: NinjaLord77

Posted by: cRiPpL3fIgHt45

Posted by: NinjaLord77
He came to be and gave me an Assault Rifle. He told me "You must do it" I said "Do what?" He responded "You'll know, you'll know"

I am scared guys. What do I do?
You must kill John Lennon.


Someone already beat me to it.
....Kill Ronald Reagan.

  • 12.25.2012 9:29 AM PDT

Does anyone have lotion?
*Raises hand*
Is mayonnaise a lotion?

No, but Master Claus did. He gave me his PP.

  • 12.25.2012 9:32 AM PDT

Sgt A.J Johnson=Grunts>Spartans>Elites>Hunters>

Santa didnt visit...


But Uncle Sam did :D

  • 12.25.2012 11:47 AM PDT

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