- MyNameIsCharlie
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Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.
Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
Posted by: elsnben
Santa shepard visited me, his words to me exactly were
"I'm Sorry Elliot, I don't have any presents for you, but we'll bang, okay?"
It's OK, he visited your mom too, and you will have a new brother or sister in 9 months...